I Have Never (version 3)

[zydrate]

IHN been to Albuquerque.

Don’t come here
You’ll be killed
We’re in Mexico...

 

[steelyblue73]

I have never scored a short handed goal...

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

I have never scored a short handed goal...

I have never played Lacrosse

 

[CelticCookie]

been in a hot air balloon

 

[mnbreastluver]

I have never been to a nude beach

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

I have never had poison ivy.

 

[lurkingguy1978]

I have never grown a garden successfully.

 

[emsway]

I have never grown pumpkins or watermelon.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

I have never been in a watermelon eating contest.

 

[emsway]

I have never understood why some people put salt on their watermelon.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

I have never not put salt on my cantaloupe.

 

[Hornblende]

I have never watched Top Gear.

 

[bobb_sledd]

I have never watched Top Gear.

I have never walked on the moon.

 

[Taegul]

IHN lost an oil wrestling match.

 

[mrstojourspret]

I have never licked a pussy

 

[Matt_Next_Door]

I have never not licked pussy

 

[HBergeron]

IHN been inclined to bark up the wrong tree for more than a couple of 'yips'.

 

[mnbreastluver]

IHN jumped out of a plane without a parachute

 

[MattWolf]

IHN jumped out of a plane with a parachute

 

[ashesatwork]

IHN had a real massage

 

[tiny_tits]

INN eaten sushi.

 

[DrkSthrnGnt]

IHN had a pedicure

 

[rudrakshpathak]

IHN Watched a double penetration

 

[HBergeron]

IHN shot an arrow through an apple on top of someone's head. (Close, but... ewww...)

 

[EmpressJosephine]

I have never had a MFM experience.