I Have Never (version 3)

[Lotus_Maiden]

^poke bowl is delish!

I have never attempted a triple axel jump.

 

[LitMasterJ]

^poke bowl is delish!

I have never attempted a triple axel jump.

So I’ve heard!

IHN given a handjob

 

[Lotus_Maiden]

^ isn't masturbate giving a handjob rly? Jist given to yourself lol

I have never graduated from bunny slopes.

 

[LitMasterJ]

^ isn't masturbate giving a handjob rly? Jist given to yourself lol

I have never graduated from bunny slopes.

I suppose it is. Not counting all those handjobs, IHN given a handjob.

IHN seen a bear in the wild.

 

[Lotus_Maiden]

^ lol. More believable.

I have never been strong enough to give a bear hug.

 

[LitMasterJ]

IHN done a backflip from the ground

 

[papadoc19]

IHN been kayaking or whitewater rafting

 

[mnbreastluver]

IHN cleaned a septic tank and never will.

 

[Girly_girl]

IHN had mind blowing sex

 

[ElizabethWest]

IHN committed a felony. Or abetted one.

 

[mnbreastluver]

IHN gotten caught having sex by the police. Other people that’s a different story.

 

[JerseyJade]

I have never had sex with mnbreastluver.

 

[papadoc19]

IHN been on Cheaters

 

[mnbreastluver]

IHN had sex in a patrol car.

 

[JerseyJade]

I have never had sex with a cop.

 

[LitMasterJ]

I, also, have never had sex with a cop.

 

[Beachgirl22]

IHN seen a movie as bad as the one I'm watching right now

 

[Taegul]

IHN lost an arm wrestling match with Popeye.

 

[Shortnsweet33]

IHN owned a dog

 

[papadoc19]

IHN owned a cat

 

[mnbreastluver]

IHN had a Scooby snack.

 

[RossieOregon]

I have never had a ferret as a pet.

 

[Downundergirl79]

I have never been To a dive bar. But it’s on my “when I go to the states” list

 

[lanceGibs]

I have never made a written To Do list .

 

[Shortnsweet33]

I have never been in a submarine