I have less than one week...

marksgirl

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Before my daughter turns into a teenager! :eek:

Where does time go?

This time I feel like I'm really in for it!

My mother always told me pay back was a bitch! :D
 
Reinforced steel doors, locks on the bedroom, chastity belt, shotgun, two phone lines, and a big "No Boys Allowed" sign outside your house, and you should be ok.
 
Freya2 said:
Reinforced steel doors, locks on the bedroom, chastity belt, shotgun, two phone lines, and a big "No Boys Allowed" sign outside your house, and you should be ok.

That was sorta what I had in mind! *lol* :D
 
marksgirl said:
Before my daughter turns into a teenager! :eek:

Where does time go?

This time I feel like I'm really in for it!

My mother always told me pay back was a bitch! :D

Oh no here comes the mutant years.

My oldest just did last week and she checked her brain at the door already.
:)
 
It basically ties into the BDSM discussion we've been having. Pretend she's your submissive - cuff her to the bed and gag her. Only difference is you'll need to leave her there for about 12 years.

Mine will be 16 in May - and I see no noticeable difference in her in the last few years. Except possibly she's more mouthy.
 
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svenmn said:
Oh no here comes the mutant years.

My oldest just did last week and she checked her brain at the door already.
:)

Glad to know I not the only one in the boat! ;)
 
Freya2 said:
It basically ties into the BDSM discussion we've been having. Pretend she's your submissive - cuff her to the bed and gag her. Only difference is you'll need to leave her there for about 12 years.

Mine will be 16 in May - and I see no noticeable difference in her in the last few years. Except possibly she's more mouthy.

If this one gets any more mouthy than she already is then I've having her lips sewed shut, or her jaw wired shut... which ever is cheaper!
 
i've helped my sister raise all of hers from pre-teen to young adults and they're all pretty cool kids. so i'm thinkin' any time you need it, i'll give you advice, you give it to her, she'll ignore it and turn out to be a good kid anyway 'cause i'm pretty sure you're an outstanding mother. and i'll only charge you $2.37 a year for the service.
 
lovetoread said:
I have until June.

But she seems to think she is already grown. ;)

They all think they are grown, HA HA what little do they really know!
 
unclej said:
i've helped my sister raise all of hers from pre-teen to young adults and they're all pretty cool kids. so i'm thinkin' any time you need it, i'll give you advice, you give it to her, she'll ignore it and turn out to be a good kid anyway 'cause i'm pretty sure you're an outstanding mother. and i'll only charge you $2.37 a year for the service.

I may just take you up on that deal unclej, I have a feeling I'm going to need all the help I can get!
 
Freya2 said:
Oh, I forgot the ball gag!

I need one for my Four year old Daughter NOW!!!! She never shuts up! She even talks in her sleep.......... it's like her jaw muscles NEVER get tired..Ever!!
 
huskie said:
I need one for my Four year old Daughter NOW!!!! She never shuts up! She even talks in her sleep.......... it's like her jaw muscles NEVER get tired..Ever!!

I fear you may be in even more trouble than I am! :D
 
marksgirl said:
I fear you may be in even more trouble than I am! :D

I'm afraid of that as well......... But they may have some kind of pill for her (or Me:) ) by then???
 
marksgirl said:
Before my daughter turns into a teenager! :eek:

Where does time go?

This time I feel like I'm really in for it!

My mother always told me pay back was a bitch! :D

I have a 7 month old, and I'm already nauseous at the mere thought of any of this stuff. Why couldn't I have had a boy???

(I love my daughter with my entire being)
 
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Norcalhangdog said:
I have a 7 month old, and I'm already nauseous at the mere thought of any of this stuff. Why couldn't I have had a boy???

(I love my daughter with my entire being)

Enjoy her while she is young, they grow up way to fast these days!!!

P.S. Boys are not that much easier, believe me...mine is 18 and I'm a grandmother already!
 
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marksgirl said:
Enjoy her while she is young, they grow up way to fast these days!!!

P.S. Boys are not that much easier, believe me...mine is 18 and I'm a grandmother already!


But when your son sasses you what happens to him?? Not the same as what happens to your daughter, is it??

I think the Army should Draft Teenage Girls!!!! There meaner snakes at that age!!!!


I was really hoping for a pill I could give my Daughter NOW so she'd stay just like she is forever.
 
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huskie said:
But when your son sasses you what happens to him?? Not the same as what happens to your daughter, is it??

I think the Army should Draft Teenage Girls!!!! There meaner snakes at that age!!!!


I was really hoping for a pill I could give my Daughter NOW so she'd stay just like she is forever.

Believe it or not I punish both my children the same way!

*lol* snakes are not mean!

Just keep on dreaming!
 
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