I have an ass fetish and I'm not ashamed to admit it!

KillerMuffin

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A fine male ass does as much, if not more, for me than a gorgeous set of knockers does for you guys. I am so glad I'm not a guy, cause I'd be walking around popping wood all the time, not to mention your ass would turn me on as much. But then, I'd probably be gay if I was a guy.

So do me a favor, wear jeans, tight pants, nothing, show off that ass. I wanna drool some more. I wanna embarass myself in public, I just wanna look at your ass. It makes me think of sex you know?
 
But whattya' do when you get your hands on one.

You tell me ....i'll tell you (female posterior BTW);)
 
Miss Muff, is this suppose to surprise us or something?

Funny thing, when you tied em to your roll bar I thought it was front side up! Who'd thunk it was for their ass!
 
U need to party with me and my sis!

When we are at the club together we LUVVVVVV working our way through the crowd, getting handfuls of ass on our way. It's lots of fun to play it off like the other one did it and the look on the men's face is worth a million bucks! haha

talk about drenching one's panties!! hehe
 
Great, now I have female wood

Cheri said:
Funny thing, when you tied em to your roll bar I thought it was front side up! Who'd thunk it was for their ass!

Welllllllllllll I didn't think I was THAT obvious about my lust for a fine male butt. Oops.

You were right the first time, tie em face up and give em a su- er, licking they'll never forget. But the hands? They are all over that ass. Oooooh thanks Cheri, now I'm all horned up and no one to blow. Shame on you.
 
Know what you mean.

I like to sneak up behind Frank and pinch his butt.
I like to kiss his bare butt, and he kisses mine. When
he sleeps face-down, nude, on a hot summer day, I'll
straddle his butt and massage his shoulders while
rubbing my slit against his lusciously lovely booty.

He likes to cup my butt and massage the slight crease
where it joins my legs. Sometimes falls asleep with his
hardness resting in the crack between my ass cheeks.
That part of the anatomy can be highly sexy on men
AND women.

We go to the beach a LOT, and I've noticed that
latest trend among young girls at beach is to wear tight jeans and high-heels, so as they walk on the uneven sand,
the heels make their butts wiggle in all kinds of strange geometries for the enjoyment of the guys on the beach. Is that just a California thing, wearing high heels and tight jeans to the beach, or do others see that in their area as
well?

Do you men ever consciously wiggle your butts at
women like that? Just curious.

Gee, and I said my posting were going to be more
INTELLECTUAL fom now on. Hah!

-- Latina
 
Re: Great, now I have female wood

KillerMuffin said:
Oooooh thanks Cheri, now I'm all horned up and no one to blow. Shame on you.

That's me, the ultimate tease!
 
The male butt deserves attention.....

Glad you all like it. But, but, but - as far as female ass -if it's clean - I'll go down on it, I'll go down in it - I'm a butt mucher, I'm a butt muncher - munchin' butts all day - hey, hey, hey.
 
Sucker for?

I know this isn't what the thread is supposed to invite, but, ya know ... it seems to fit here ....
It doesn't matter what the body looks like .... physically, I am attracted to a gorgeous set of eyes ... non-physically, I am attracted to ... the mental fuck .... can you tease my brain?? Can you make me want what I never thought I wanted? Can you make me dream of what I never thought I'd dream of? Come on, baby ... do me ....
xxxxoooo
Miranda
 
Miranda, so I have to tease your brain now... you don't even lust after my body, what AM I to do? As for the teasing well maybe another time....

Read my story again...

Look at my picture...

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