I have a solution to Iraq

[RosevilleCAguy]

Just give me the planet. I'm honest, loyal, thrifty, cheerful, etc.


Oh, and I work cheap.

 

[honeylick]

i will support your world takeover, if you will give me a tropical island or two.

 

[RosevilleCAguy]

i will support your world takeover, if you will give me a tropical island or two.

Hmmm. Hows about Bikini Atoll? Its got a really cool name.

 

[scrymettet]

Hmmm. Hows about Bikini Atoll? Its got a really cool name.

How are the radiations of the nuke test ?

 

[RosevilleCAguy]

How are the radiations of the nuke test ?

Dammit, I was hoping she was ignorant.

How about a nice spin.

"While the climate of Bikini Atoll will probably require you to wear extra sun screen, this scenic island has not been disturbed by development for over 50 years. You can do as you will, free of human observation and intrusion."

 

[honeylick]

after an extended stay there... watch me as i grow another eyeball to go with my grossly misshapen forehead.

i dont do bikini's.

 

[RosevilleCAguy]

after an extended stay there... watch me as i grow another eyeball to go with my grossly misshapen forehead.

i dont do bikini's.

Pessimist. Maybe you'll grow another breast instead.

And you can wear a one piece, a monokini, or nothing for that matter. Its your island after all.

 

[honeylick]

the two i have take up an impressive amount of room already.

may i have some land that doesn't have that glow?

 

[RosevilleCAguy]

the two i have take up an impressive amount of room already.

may i have some land that doesn't have that glow?

The martyr thing is looking like a better and better solution to this conversation.

In the interests of cooperation, and to avoid showing my true colors too early, I give you Tierra del Fuego

No radiation. No military or disease stuff.

Its a nice place. I bet you'd like it.

 

[scrymettet]

Cheap

Have the world leader to be cheap ?
Give her the Maldives,Seychelles or Comores.

 

[scrymettet]

I give you Tierra del Fuego

No radiation. No military or disease stuff.

Its a nice place. I bet you'd like it.

If you like vocanos, cold weather and strong winds.

 

[honeylick]

Re: Tierra del Fuego

a bit too wild for my liking... i cannot get diet coke with lemon, or a pedicure. those are must-haves in my book.

spin the wheel again, darlin

 

[RosevilleCAguy]

Re: Cheap

Have the world leader to be cheap ?
Give her the Maldives,Seychelles or Comores.

No.

But I will give YOU a monument in the capital square after you are killed by counter-revolutionary forces.

You will be a hero.

You will have your own holiday.

Children will be named after you.

You will be sorely missed.

 

[RosevilleCAguy]

Re: Re: Tierra del Fuego

a bit too wild for my liking... i cannot get diet coke with lemon, or a pedicure. those are must-haves in my book.

spin the wheel again, darlin

Oh, for Pete's sake.

You get a monument too.

Take it or leave it.

 

[scrymettet]

Re: Re: Cheap

No.

But I will give YOU a monument in the capital square after you are killed by counter-revolutionary forces.

You will be a hero.

You will have your own holiday.

Children will be named after you.

You will be sorely missed.

So I will be a dead Hero ?

 

[honeylick]

Re: Re: Re: Tierra del Fuego

Oh, for Pete's sake.

You get a monument too.

Take it or leave it.

i dont want a monument, i just have a few girly requirements.

 

[RosevilleCAguy]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Tierra del Fuego

i dont want a monument, i just have a few girly requirements.

You fail to understand.

As complete dictator, I mean benevolent, beloved leader of the planet, I have certain perks. One of those is choosing which island I hand out.

You are not the benevolent, beloved leader of the planet. You are a soon to be sorely missed and forever mourned martyr to the cause.

You get a statue and a holiday. Not girly stuff.

 

[honeylick]

i'm best appreciated alive.

plus... my feminine wiles could come in handy sometime during tense negotiations... like, how to spend budget surplus...

shoes? or handbags?

 

[Blindinthedark]

Just give me the planet. I'm honest, loyal, thrifty, cheerful, etc.


Oh, and I work cheap.

"But Roseville what are we going to do tommorow night?"

(quote stolen from Pinky and the Brain).

 

[scrymettet]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Tierra del Fuego

i dont want a monument, i just have a few girly requirements.

What if we declare the Fidjis independant and move there far from the dictator ?

 

[RosevilleCAguy]

i'm best appreciated alive.

plus... my feminine wiles could come in handy sometime during tense negotiations... like, how to spend budget surplus...

shoes? or handbags?

WHO WILL I NEGOTIATE WITH?

I will own the planet.

 

[RosevilleCAguy]

Re: Re: I have a solution to Iraq

"But Roseville what are we going to do tommorow night?"

(quote stolen from Pinky and the Brain).

The same thing we do everynight, Blindinthedark. Look for more martyrs to the revolution."

 

[honeylick]

even dr. evil had cronies.

 

[Bogey77]

even dr. evil had cronies.

He also had sea bass with "lasers" on their foreheads, which is pretty cool.

 

[RosevilleCAguy]

even dr. evil had cronies.

Dr. Evil lost.

I want total control.