I have a question

BrandyWMori said:
I was wondering if it is safe to Masturbate during a period???

There are a lot of times when its not safe to masturbate.

Masturbating while being stripped searched by the cops. UNSAFE....

Masturbating in court. UNSAFE....

Masturbating while skydiving. UNSAFE....

Masturbating while driving. UNSAFE....

Masturbating while on your period? Might be a little messy, but its not unsafe. :D
 
BrandyWMori said:
I was wondering if it is safe to Masturbate during a period???

It just depends on what period your talking about.

The 1st two weeks in January are ok.

From Feb 18th till 30th is a big No No! (Something to do with the decorators coming round)

All of July till November is good, providing you’ve saved something for Christmas.

Failing that, you can just take a chance and hope you don’t go blind!
:D
 
Tsk Tsk Cherrie, you have to be more specific than that. There are certain periods true, but it depends on which country she's from.

Oh yeah, april 1st through april 15th is out. Tax time, its supposed to hurt. :)
 
Jeeze! I forgot that one. Blame it on Jack Daniels!:D

On a more serious note...have you taken leap years into account?
 
Its safe to do anything while on your period - but its a matter of want - how bad u want to.
 
It is actually a good thing, it causes your uterus to contact there for expelling its contents much faster, it also eases up the cramps I find, just use a tampax and have at it girlfriend!
Cealy
 
Cherrie said:
Jeeze! I forgot that one. Blame it on Jack Daniels!:D

On a more serious note...have you taken leap years into account?

No No No. Feburary 29th is a LEAP Day. Not a masturbation day. Besides, its a day, unless you want to count it as a period of hours.

You're supposed to spend that day leaping, not playing with yourself :D
 
Cherrie said:
Jeeze! I forgot that one. Blame it on Jack Daniels!:D

On a more serious note...have you taken leap years into account?
Why does Jack get the blame here? Does he need to learn when it's safe to masturbate and when it's not?

Of course, it would be unseemly for Gentleman Jack to be caught masturbating, so I'm sure you mean regular Jack, right? ;)

Now as for this business of doing it only during or not during certain periods.....

My experience is that the second period of any basketball game could be improved with some maturbatory play. In fact, since most of the players seem to be playing with themselves and not their teammates these days, it's quite appropriate.

Funny thing, but the second period of any hockey game would also be improved in the same finger-friendly way. But, since hockey has always been a more physical game than most, I suggest using a rubber item for your play during hockey (preferably chilled to the NHL-approved temperature of 40 degrees Fahrenheit - see directions for puck preparation).

I believe that cricket, like baseball, is divided into innings. Unlike baseball though, innings in cricket can last as long as a Britney Spears marriage. Get assistance when masturbating for an entire inning (or period) in a cricket match as your fingers will surely go numb within the first few hours.

And then there is football. And since this game has no redeeming social value whatsoever, I urge you to masturbate yourself to a frenzy for the entire length of any game you can find.


Enjoy! :D
 
BrandyWMori said:
I was wondering if it is safe to Masturbate during a period???

Your period will actually stop temporarily while you maturbate, shower, or have sex. It might be messy if there's residual blood in there (not a problem with tampons), but it really does stop...a little freaky, huh?
 
Re: Re: I have a question

Bobmi357 said:
There are a lot of times when its not safe to masturbate.

Masturbating while being stripped searched by the cops. UNSAFE....

Masturbating in court. UNSAFE....

Masturbating while skydiving. UNSAFE....

Masturbating while driving. UNSAFE....

Masturbating while on your period? Might be a little messy, but its not unsafe. :D


That Bob, such a funny guy!!!




But actually, the being stripped searched part is not far from the truth. Being a former Police officer, I let many a ladies run on the traffic citation after they masturbated for me. Actually dated 3 of the ladies after the fact. :D















I'm so lying about that but ya know I got y'all lol!!!!
 
SensualCealy said:
It is actually a good thing, it causes your uterus to contact there for expelling its contents much faster, it also eases up the cramps I find, just use a tampax and have at it girlfriend!
Cealy

This I quite agree on. My bloke has been over this weekend and we haven't been alone together in a while, we went out for drinks on Friday and I had warned him that this really was the wrong weekend if he wanted a totally dirty sex filled weekend. But Friday came and so did the period and he said that yes he really wanted to shag me but before anything happend I made sure that this was his choice. He agreed yes it was what he wanted to do. And as for expelling its contents much faster yes I have to agree and cramps I haven't had one :D and neither did I think that he would want sex while I had my period but I got that wrong too.
 
midwestyankee said:
Of course, it would be unseemly for Gentleman Jack to be caught masturbating, so I'm sure you mean regular Jack, right? ;)

I dunno...Gentleman Jack can surprise a girl sometimes. :devil:

S.
 
it is definitely safe to indulge in yourself during your period, but you should try sex, particulary anal sex during your period. it is very fun
 
N1Cutie320 said:
it is definitely safe to indulge in yourself during your period, but you should try sex, particulary anal sex during your period. it is very fun
I agree with the sex part.... altho i havn't tried with anal sex yet.

But endulging yourself on your period is very very good, even though its a bit messy, its always fun to clean yourself up afterwords! :)

Mmmm.... sex is awesome on your period ;) just to let you know.
 
definitely should try anal sex...the first time my bf did this i was a little sketched out, however, a few minutes into it i was the one in control. it is very erotic and it made me who was a catholic school girl feel very naughty :devil:
 
Re: Re: I have a question

Bobmi357 said:
There are a lot of times when its not safe to masturbate.

Masturbating while being stripped searched by the cops. UNSAFE....



you mean masturbating while being strip searched by the cops is unsafe?!? gee, no wonder i get clubbed in the head afterwards :(
 
Re: Re: I have a question

SweetErika said:
Your period will actually stop temporarily while you maturbate, shower, or have sex. It might be messy if there's residual blood in there (not a problem with tampons), but it really does stop...a little freaky, huh?

no, it really doesn't stop, once your uterine lining starts shedding, it's not gonna randomly stop. and if the shower, etc was true - it would be true for swimming, which it's definately not, hence why so many girls start using tampons at first.

oh, but yah, still totally fine to masturbate on your period - i just did. and who ever said just put a tampon in and go, i second that. - yah, can't use any big toys or anything, but still, if you don't like to do it in the shower - then it's another really good way to still stay unmessy and have fun!
 
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