i have a question.

Hey, "Fargo" was a pretty good movie.

Got a mulcher, per chance?

S.
 
sheath said:
Hey, "Fargo" was a pretty good movie.

Got a mulcher, per chance?

S.

Know anyone who runs a butcher shop? I always like what Tony Soprano's guys did when Richie Aprile got out of line. :D
 
midwestyankee said:
Know anyone who runs a butcher shop? I always like what Tony Soprano's guys did when Richie Aprile got out of line. :D

That is just WRONG.

:eek:

S.
 
killallhippies said:
no, but i have a mower with a bag. think that'll work?


attempt number two at posting this.

For all but the blood. You would have to explain the red stuff in the yard.

Got a dye factory nearby? Blame it on big business. :D

S.
 
sheath said:
For all but the blood. You would have to explain the red stuff in the yard.

Got a dye factory nearby? Blame it on big business. :D

S.


i'll just blame the neighbors dogs.
 
killallhippies said:
i'll just blame the neighbors dogs.

That would explain the freshly-dug and covered holes in the yard, too.

Good call.

S.
 
midwestyankee said:
Hey, there's always the recipe from "Fried Green Tomatoes."

I actually had barbecue at a place in Georgia called the Whistle Stop Cafe.

Tasty stuff. ;)

Maybe southern idiots taste better than northern mobsters.

S.
 
sheath said:
I actually had barbecue at a place in Georgia called the Whistle Stop Cafe.

Tasty stuff. ;)

Maybe southern idiots taste better than northern mobsters.

S.
No doubt about it.

The southern boys, with all that good ol' cookin' in them, would be the hands-down winners for taste.

Fortunately, I'm a vegetarian and it's a non-issue for me. :D
 
midwestyankee said:
No doubt about it.

The southern boys, with all that good ol' cookin' in them, would be the hands-down winners for taste.

Fortunately, I'm a vegetarian and it's a non-issue for me. :D

*sigh*

You just walked into two dozen or so possible comments about taste testing. ;)

But I won't go there. Today.

:devil:

S.
 
sheath said:
*sigh*

You just walked into two dozen or so possible comments about taste testing. ;)

But I won't go there. Today.

:devil:

S.

Let's see if I can get you started:

"This one has a prominent nose."

"This has a slight aftertaste of Old Spice, but finishes nicely."

"I find this one hints of burnt grits but the overtones of fatback give it a delightful resonance."

"This particular Jersey vintage carries a soupcon of arrabiata and has a slightly metallic palate."

"This final offering has excellent legs, a slightly thin nose, and finishes with a snap of hickory."
 
midwestyankee said:
Let's see if I can get you started:

"This one has a prominent nose."

"This has a slight aftertaste of Old Spice, but finishes nicely."

"I find this one hints of burnt grits but the overtones of fatback give it a delightful resonance."

"This particular Jersey vintage carries a soupcon of arrabiata and has a slightly metallic palate."

"This final offering has excellent legs, a slightly thin nose, and finishes with a snap of hickory."

*snicker*

Well, mine weren't THAT good. ;)

S.
 
killallhippies said:
ummmmm, no. shaving accident.

Hmmmmmm.

I never thought my first post on Lit would be about removal of blood stains following a shaving accident!

But hey everyone has to start somewhere>>> :D

Serious answer is what most people have in the house anyway. And that is biological laundry detergent. Make up a solution with that and wash down the blood with that.

Not noxious like peroxide or ammonia.

It should remove all traces, after all it was designed to remove blood from clothes.

And if it other than a shaving accident, might also confuse the forensic types and their luminol. ;)

Hoep that helps.
 
Mistress Lady X said:
Hmmmmmm.

I never thought my first post on Lit would be about removal of blood stains following a shaving accident!

But hey everyone has to start somewhere>>> :D

Serious answer is what most people have in the house anyway. And that is biological laundry detergent. Make up a solution with that and wash down the blood with that.

Not noxious like peroxide or ammonia.

It should remove all traces, after all it was designed to remove blood from clothes.

And if it other than a shaving accident, might also confuse the forensic types and their luminol. ;)

Hoep that helps.


what would make you think it's anything other than a shaving accident? did i say it was something else? why are you accusing me of murder??? i don't want to talk to you anymore!! what are you, a cop?? you aren't, are you?

oh god.... was that a siren??? ohmygodohmygodohmygodohmygod.


WHAT WAS THAT!?!?!?
 
killallhippies said:
what would make you think it's anything other than a shaving accident? did i say it was something else? why are you accusing me of murder??? i don't want to talk to you anymore!! what are you, a cop?? you aren't, are you?

oh god.... was that a siren??? ohmygodohmygodohmygodohmygod.


WHAT WAS THAT!?!?!?

LMFAO!

Dammit, man, didn't you know they log IP addresses on lit?

You're screwed now.

S.
 
You know, you could get rid of the flesh AND the bones just by putting the whole lot... of shaven hair and chunks of nicked flesh of course... into an equal amount of chicken shit.

Equal amount being 267 pounds of nicked flesh would need 267 pounds (or more) of chicken shit.

In 24 hours, you'll have a small pile of grey-white powder stuff. That's easy to flush. And vacuum.

Not that I'd know.

Ang
 
CelticFrog said:
You know, you could get rid of the flesh AND the bones just by putting the whole lot... of shaven hair and chunks of nicked flesh of course... into an equal amount of chicken shit.

Equal amount being 267 pounds of nicked flesh would need 267 pounds (or more) of chicken shit.

In 24 hours, you'll have a small pile of grey-white powder stuff. That's easy to flush. And vacuum.

Not that I'd know.

Ang

yeah, but how would i clean up the puke?
 
You never said nuffin' about puke.

And it's not like you bring the chicken shit IN. You take the nicked flesh and chunks of jawbone and all that stuff OUT to the chicken shit.

In big, thick plastic bags. Black ones. Not clear.

Ang
 
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