i have a question for the lesbians.

do you ejoy porn?

  • no, not at all. i don't watch it at all and i never will

    Votes: 1 2.8%
  • rarely, but for the most part i find it boring and uninteresting.

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • at times, but most lesbian porn is so blatantly male oriented that i find i can't get into it.

    Votes: 5 13.9%
  • i like it, but i could live without it.

    Votes: 13 36.1%
  • i watch it all the time. it's groovy.

    Votes: 9 25.0%
  • i'm a guy and just couldn't be bothered to push the show results button because i'm lazy.

    Votes: 7 19.4%
  • the obligatory other.

    Votes: 1 2.8%

  • Total voters
    36

killallhippies

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all of you. yes, even the bisexual women count for this one. c'mon... don't be scared. i won't hurt you. swear. also, ignore the typos or i'll be forced to steal your car.
 
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Well plotted, professional lesbian porn featuring real lesbians is the best porn in the industry. (imho)

I rarely watch porn, instead preferring to use our imaginations (and handyitems) to keep our bedroom spiced. (film at 11).
 
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I'm a fan of lesbian porn. Don't watch to much porn in general but I prefer to see women on screen, so much more sensual generally.
 
I see I'm the only one who voted for the first option. :) I have never seen a pornographic movie that I liked. Some friends recommended some movies by some guy named Viv Thomas (make no mistake, it is a guy, despite his name) and some by something called girlfriends films. It may have been slightly classier than most other porn I've seen, but it still had that aura of fakeness and cheapness about it. So as of yet, no, I don't enjoy it at all.
 
BitterIchor said:
I see I'm the only one who voted for the first option. :) I have never seen a pornographic movie that I liked. Some friends recommended some movies by some guy named Viv Thomas (make no mistake, it is a guy, despite his name) and some by something called girlfriends films. It may have been slightly classier than most other porn I've seen, but it still had that aura of fakeness and cheapness about it. So as of yet, no, I don't enjoy it at all.


viv thomas is british, so the viv thing isn't that odd. i don't think he's trying to hide anything. he's also most often criticsized for using women who are very modelish and he definately falls into the fantasy category regarding his plots, but he's still one of the best in the business. if he had decent writing he could potentially revolutionize the industry in my opinion. sadly i don't think good story lines are a high priority with anyone currently making adult films.
 
Hell yes, I like porn. Oddly enough I like it more when a cock is involved, although my wife and I don't always involve it in our sex life. I think the real dyke porn is my favorite, with butches and transguys - no superlong fingernails in my lesbian porn, please! I also like gay male porn (I've mentioned this on the board before) as well as straight porn. One of my alltime favorites is Max Hardcore - he's not at all attractive, but I love his voice and I like what he does to the girls.
 
killallhippies said:
sadly i don't think good story lines are a high priority with anyone currently making adult films.

It isn't a priority for Hollywood, so naturally Silicone Valley follows suit.
 
killallhippies said:
viv thomas is british, so the viv thing isn't that odd. i don't think he's trying to hide anything. he's also most often criticsized for using women who are very modelish and he definately falls into the fantasy category regarding his plots, but he's still one of the best in the business. if he had decent writing he could potentially revolutionize the industry in my opinion. sadly i don't think good story lines are a high priority with anyone currently making adult films.
I didn't mean it like I thought he was trying to hide anything. Many seem to think that he is a woman though, so I just thought I'd mention the fact that he isn't.

I once saw a website that sold movies made wholly by real lesbian couples (that is, no porn actresses, just adventurous normal people) who made love in front of the camera. There was no fakeness, professionalism or commercial interest on the part of the starring couples in the "trailers" I watched there. I regret not ordering anything or making note of the sites adress.
 
I'm more or less ambivalent towards it, I really have very little interest one way or the other with regards to porn. For the most part, at least.

Etoile said:
... I think the real dyke porn is my favorite, with butches and transguys...

Perhaps it is because I haven't seen any and there might be a discrepancy between theory and practice, but I'm not sure that I would consider the latter to be lesbian porn.
 
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Transguys is a common theme in "real dyke porn"? I must be totally out of the loop. And glad for it. :p
 
BitterIchor said:
I didn't mean it like I thought he was trying to hide anything. Many seem to think that he is a woman though, so I just thought I'd mention the fact that he isn't.

I once saw a website that sold movies made wholly by real lesbian couples (that is, no porn actresses, just adventurous normal people) who made love in front of the camera. There was no fakeness, professionalism or commercial interest on the part of the starring couples in the "trailers" I watched there. I regret not ordering anything or making note of the sites adress.


amatuer porn is often a great deal better than the more proffesional stuff. it also tends to be more expensive. some seem to think it's worth it though. from what i've seen some of it is, but i'll be damned if i'm going to sixty dollars for a porno.
 
killallhippies said:
amatuer porn is often a great deal better than the more proffesional stuff. it also tends to be more expensive. some seem to think it's worth it though. from what i've seen some of it is, but i'll be damned if i'm going to sixty dollars for a porno.
I would gladly pay a bit more if it guaranteed me something more worthwhile than what most consider "porn". But it would have to meet my criteria, which is not all that easy. But if those criteria aren't fullfilled, it ruins everything and I won't be able to enjoy the material.

Don't make any pretense of some sort of story, it's never believable enough to do anything but spoil the mood anyway. Plus, I want some leeway for my imagination to spice up things. Also, no phallic toys please. Major turnoff. And anything resembling "hardcore" is also a no-no, the whole concept is so centered on the physical and carnal parts of sex that it ruins it for every other part of the act. I want sensuality, tenderness and such. That shouldn't prevent some straight up shots of the pussy or things like that though, as long as it is done tastefully.
 
Equinoxe said:
Perhaps it is because I haven't seen any and there might be a discrepancy between theory and practice, but I'm not sure that I would consider the latter to be lesbian porn.
Fair enough. I still like it, but I can see how it's not dyke porn. :)

I'll just say I like genderqueer porn as well as dyke porn. :)
 
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BitterIchor said:
Also, no phallic toys please. Major turnoff.
I suspect we may have had this conversation before - did you have an experience in your past that caused this anti-phallic sentiment? I'm curious, would the non-realistic dildos also offend you - the ones that are wavy and funky colors and have no defined head, that sort of thing?
 
Etoile said:
I suspect we may have had this conversation before - did you have an experience in your past that caused this anti-phallic sentiment? I'm curious, would the non-realistic dildos also offend you - the ones that are wavy and funky colors and have no defined head, that sort of thing?
No, I don't think that was me. The only sexual experience I had with a guy was fairly nice since the guy in question was (and is) a really sweet guy. Maybe "major turnoff" was the wrong choice of words, "turnoff" would have sufficed since it doesn't offend me or anything like that. I don't enjoy penetration like that and I don't find anything sensual or erotic about watching a girl push a dildo in and out of another girl. To me it lacks the intimacy that I look for in sex and erotica.
 
Etoile said:
I suspect we may have had this conversation before - did you have an experience in your past that caused this anti-phallic sentiment? I'm curious, would the non-realistic dildos also offend you - the ones that are wavy and funky colors and have no defined head, that sort of thing?


that's actually a major issue for a lot of people, both male and female, who watch lesbian porn. some people are just absolutely against dildos and the like in porn. personally i'm indifferent, but i do sick of seeing magic toys that appear from out of nowhere in lesbian porn. the only thing inporn that annoys me more are hairless, musclemen that dominate gay porn. they all look the fucking same!!!
 
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