I have a new Skill

Juspar Emvan

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As of today, I am accorded the status of Master Queuer. I took three flights in one day, and discovered that there have been enhanced security measures (again). I had the privelege of lining up to be put through each and every one of them. That meant about three different lines for each flight. In LA, I even got to queue to see a lady who told me whether I was elligable to join another queue!

I also got to experience every kind of search except a cavity search (which I think is just as well), do I look dangerous or something? I came up as a 'random selectee' to have my baggage seached twice, and had my hand baggage searched twice too. I think I went through so many x-ray type machines that I'll glow at night now.
 
Can't Myst kiss it and make it better?




Can i call y'all and say hi or are you busy?
;)
 
Yep, that happened to me three times on my last trip to Dallas. "Excuse me sir, you have been randomly selected...."

"Sir, please undo your belt buckle and roll down the front of your pants......"

"Sir, do I have permission to touch your body whenever the wand beeps......." (actually she was kind of cute, I began wishing I had some metal in the front of my underwear).....;)

"Sir, lean against the post, so I can examine your shoe soles......"

Can't wait to fly to Vancouver, in two weeks!
 
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