I have a maid, nurses aide, I need to get paid...and, laid

[nasty]

Wll, my new maid isn't the sharpest tool in the shed, and, she seems like she got runover by a Mack truck...twice, so, she's out of the question for me. My nurses aide comes to check up on me 3 days a week. Since I sit on my ass all th etime, she checks my butt to look for sores. she's HOT!!!!!!!!!! Although, married, with children,(like I was gonna get any from her, anyway.) This thursday, i get paid,(so, along with Clones coimng out, a fairly decent day.) Anyway, just jumping on the wagon.

 

[red_rose]

Sores on your butt, hm?

Yeah... that's pretty nasty.

 

[nasty]

Well, you havn't been here long, so, i've got Spina Bifida which makes me have to use a wheelchair. So, I sit on my ass at least 99.9% of the time. So, I get sores on my ass, ALOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You can check to coroberate,(sp?) my story, if you want.