Edward Teach
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GWB, excited about his victory, falls off the wagon, goes on a bender drinking tequila shots and snorting cocaine.
In his drunken state, GWB disavows the Christian Right and fires all his handlers.
The shock causes Dick Cheney to have the big one. He doesn't die but has to resign and retire completely to be cared for by Mary Cheney and her lovers. He becomes the worlds greatest advocate for gay rights.
Hoping to learn how to get blow jobs while in the White House, GWB hires Bill Clinton to replace Karl Rove.
We have a lot of congressional hearings, investigations and what not, but "The Comeback Kid" ends the Iraq War, returns fiscal responsibility to government and saves the Union.
Oh, I have a DREAM!!
Eddie The Evangelist
In his drunken state, GWB disavows the Christian Right and fires all his handlers.
The shock causes Dick Cheney to have the big one. He doesn't die but has to resign and retire completely to be cared for by Mary Cheney and her lovers. He becomes the worlds greatest advocate for gay rights.
Hoping to learn how to get blow jobs while in the White House, GWB hires Bill Clinton to replace Karl Rove.
We have a lot of congressional hearings, investigations and what not, but "The Comeback Kid" ends the Iraq War, returns fiscal responsibility to government and saves the Union.
Oh, I have a DREAM!!
Eddie The Evangelist
