I have a cold twat, and my e-mails are overflowing with "cures"

[Tryharder62]

So now I'm curious.... Do you have a tried-and-tested home remedy that you swear by?
Some of the tips I got today are -
Coat the soles of your feet with hot English mustard, slip on a couple of plastic bags and a pair of socks.
Drink parsley tea.
Eat crushed crysanthemums (isn't that an insecticide?)
'Snarfle' warm water - well I'm too embarrassed to tell you what came next.

 

[pete]

So now I'm curious.... Do you have a tried-and-tested home remedy that you swear by?
Some of the tips I got today are -
Coat the soles of your feet with hot English mustard, slip on a couple of plastic bags and a pair of socks.
Drink parsley tea.
Eat crushed crysanthemums (isn't that an insecticide?)
'Snarfle' warm water - well I'm too embarrassed to tell you what came next.

throw some tennis shoes in the clothes dryer, turn it on and climb on top.
that oughta warm things up

 

[Tryharder62]

throw some tennis shoes in the clothes dryer, turn it on and climb on top.
that oughta warm things up

I wonder why I was thinking someone might suggest something sexual? I'll try the tennis balls but only as a last resort.

 

[chillywilly2]

For cold balls I use a fur lined jock strap...fur lined panties might be your solution

 

[run_silent]

So now I'm curious.... Do you have a tried-and-tested home remedy that you swear by?
Some of the tips I got today are -
Coat the soles of your feet with hot English mustard, slip on a couple of plastic bags and a pair of socks.
Drink parsley tea.
Eat crushed crysanthemums (isn't that an insecticide?)
'Snarfle' warm water - well I'm too embarrassed to tell you what came next.

I contacted my doctor. He recommended oral massage until the the area becomes hot. If you are flexible enough, perform this procedure on yourself. If not, find a volunteer to aid in this procedure.

Raises hand.