I Hate Valentines Day

[IrezumiKiss]

DumDum, La Racha is actually the opposite of an insult in Mexican. That's the problem with English speakers, hackneyed stupidity. I bet you thought, "Wow, I once heard that song about the roaches, I'm gonna insult this guy good!"

Actually, not at all. You're insulting yourself pretty darn-tootin' good without my help and I'm sure roaches make a lovely, positive symbol for you in your world, regardless of nationality. Now, if I wanted to be really highbrow hipster snarky, I would've called you LaRouche, but you wouldn't have gotten that one since you're too busy having fun with your passive-aggressive sexism.

"Hypothetically" speaking that is. Har!

 

[midwestyankee]

Come in here to mope about how you hate being alone while all the happy couples flit around you and make you feel like a worthless lump of shit because you don't have anyone to share the day with

Happy people are not allowed in here.

Not going to mope and I'm not going to stay away just because I'm generally a happy guy. In fact, I'm here in part because I don't particularly care much for Valentine's Day.

However, in reading this thread I have come, once again, to the conclusion that there are more dickheads than people.

Thee, I hope you're in a better place today.

ETA: It's not that there really are more dickeheads, it's that even one can suck up more air and good will than a hundred of them deserve.

 

[3113]

I personally need refinement and education. *I'm guessing 3113 is beyond me in both.*

You forgot romantic. Thus allowing me to celebrate all three. My Valentine and I rearranged the furniture of our bedroom so that the feng shui would be right for the new year while watching a documentary on George Washington. Then we testing the feng shui of the bed while noshing on pan fried dumplings and discussing the poetry of the Gettysberg Address

I had a burger and read a book about the Xia dynasty.

[nods] Very apt. It's a little know fact that burgers were eaten by George Washington while crossing the Delaware.

 

[LaRocha]

Actually, not at all. You're insulting yourself pretty darn-tootin' good without my help and I'm sure roaches make a lovely, positive symbol for you in your world, regardless of nationality. Now, if I wanted to be really highbrow hipster snarky, I would've called you LaRouche, but you wouldn't have gotten that one since you're too busy having fun with your passive-aggressive sexism.

"Hypothetically" speaking that is. Har!

Listen, "La Racha" does not mean "the Roach" in any fucking fantasy language you want to make up. It means 'a strong gust of wind' and Mexican fighters use the nickname "La Racha". Fucking reading comprehension problems all the time with these people.

Also, you can't be highbrow hipster anything because you're too old.

 

[TheeGoatPig]

Thee, I hope you're in a better place today.

I wasn't actually feeling all that down yesterday. But I create this topic every year, and figured why break the fucking streak

and I'm feeling totally manic today, because I want to pick up my new car already!!! But I can't because my boss won't fax/email me last month's pay stub for my loan, and even if he did the loan probably won't be approved until tomorrow, and it is supposed to snow so bad the roads between the dealer and I will be closed, and so I can't pick it up until Wednesday at the earliest, and I want my new car already!!!

But that has nothing to do with Valentines day...

 

[LaRocha]

Not going to mope and I'm not going to stay away just because I'm generally a happy guy. In fact, I'm here in part because I don't particularly care much for Valentine's Day.

However, in reading this thread I have come, once again, to the conclusion that there are more dickheads than people.

Thee, I hope you're in a better place today.

ETA: It's not that there really are more dickeheads, it's that even one can suck up more air and good will than a hundred of them deserve.

If you'd like you can suck on the head of my dick next Valentine's Day.

PS. You've been here for 7 years and have one horrid poem to show for it.

 

[mansome]

My apologies in return. But just from my experience I've never encountered a female who was in a relationship who didn't think it was some kind of deal, however small. The only females claiming it wasn't a deal were ones who were single or forgotten by their SO.

Maybe you'd think it was a big deal if your hubby made it a big deal. Shame on him for not treating you right after 30 years of marriage and kids and all that.

Shame on YOU for assuming you know anything about her or her husband!

 

[LaRocha]

Shame on YOU for assuming you know anything about her or her husband!

Yo guy did you listen to that jayZ song yet? It's pretty terrible, but fitting for President's Day. Anyway, the person you're referring to didn't understand what I was saying and then all these idiots jumped on board. Maybe you're just the next idiot who wants to spend your afternoon arguing about nothing on a message board?

 

[mansome]

Yo guy did you listen to that jayZ song yet? It's pretty terrible, but fitting for President's Day. Anyway, the person you're referring to told me details about my life, so I told her details about her life.

No clue about a JayZ... Just like you have no clue about what she or her husband feel. People like you are a dime a dozen.

 

[Guest]

If you'd like you can suck on the head of my dick next Valentine's Day.

PS. You've been here for 7 years and have one horrid poem to show for it.

The vitriol you direct towards posters is absolutely amazing. And ridiculous.

But since you're still searching for information on another thread, you should ask midwest yankee instead of pointlessly insulting him. He could answer some of your multitude of questions about the real power of a Dom, little pebble.

 

[LaRocha]

No clue about a JayZ... Just like you have no clue about what she or her husband feel. People like you are a dime a dozen.

People like you makes jokes like:

Why does a Woman have one more brain cell than a cow?

So she doesn't shit on the floor when she's doing the dishes.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

Listen, "La Racha" does not mean "the Roach" in any fucking fantasy language you want to make up. It means 'a strong gust of wind' and Mexican fighters use the nickname "La Racha". Fucking reading comprehension problems all the time with these people.

Also, you can't be highbrow hipster anything because you're too old.

Okay, Enciclopedia Marrón. You're a strong gust of wind — that comes out of an anus. Is that better? Is that more aligned and in tune and on the same tier with your fucking reading comprehensive context sensibilities?

And not that hipsterism has anything to do with age, but I didn't say I was a hipster. Fucking reading comprehension problems all the time with you people. See, I was being hypothetical there. You know what being hypothetical means, don't you, LaRacha? You strong gust of wind, you?

 

[LaRocha]

The vitriol you direct towards posters is absolutely amazing. And ridiculous.

But since you're still searching for information on another thread, you should ask midwest yankee instead of pointlessly insulting him. He could answer some of your multitude of questions about the real power of a Dom, little pebble.

Nice try. LaRocha has no root in French and means nothing in Spanish. Doms and Subs make me laugh, just people who've lost control of their lives playing silly games.

 

[mansome]

Nice try. LaRocha has no root in French and means nothing in Spanish.

you are so worked up, intimidated, and confused that you can't even type the correct reply to the post you quoted. Calm down and think about what you are saying. It will be ok.

 

[LaRocha]

you are so worked up, intimidated, and confused that you can't even type the correct reply to the post you quoted. Calm down and think about what you are saying. It will be ok.

Mansome, "La Rocha" means boulder in french. But LaRocha is not "La Rocha" and has nothing to do with French. Just English speaking idiot after idiot in this place. That's why Sarah said "Little Pebble" get it? She's a funny joker.

Mansome, my mom and dad won't let me go on xbox live today. Now all the kids are gonna be like "LaRocha, wtf, how cum you weren't playing Call of Duty with us? You too good to sit with us in AP English too?"

 

[IrezumiKiss]

you are so worked up, intimidated, and confused that you can't even type the correct reply to the post you quoted. Calm down and think about what you are saying. It will be ok.

Wait, Mansome...he's speaking "hypothetically." Whatever you say to him won't stick because it's not really him speaking it, he's just relaying an if-X-is-this-then-Y-is-that supposition.

 

[Epmd607]

I love it.

 

[YoursSINSerely]

Oh, Thee! You are fast becoming the Literotican bad boy. Look at all the good you brought out in these quiet little people just going about minding their own business on yet another commerical driven holiday-worse than Christmas. I'm so glad the commercials are over, and no, I didn't get roses, a card, a box of candy, or a diamond anything. That makes two of us, but I do wish you good luck with your new car. Drive it in good health and sober, too. Pick it up on Thursday so you don't get salt all over it, unless you want to collect that for some of your wounds here. That would only be keeping in line with the thread.

 

[Liar]

I wasn't actually feeling all that down yesterday. But I create this topic every year, and figured why break the fucking streak

and I'm feeling totally manic today, because I want to pick up my new car already!!! But I can't because my boss won't fax/email me last month's pay stub for my loan, and even if he did the loan probably won't be approved until tomorrow, and it is supposed to snow so bad the roads between the dealer and I will be closed, and so I can't pick it up until Wednesday at the earliest, and I want my new car already!!!

But that has nothing to do with Valentines day...

Depends on what you plan to do with the car.

 

[The_Fool]

Depends on what you plan to do with the car.

Pick up chicks?

 

[Guest]

Pick up chicks?

Or at least some chocolates and a flower.

Don't want to be a clod on Valentine's Day.

(I'm going to have some rum now.)

 

[PaganKinktress]

Anyone who defines themselves based solely on their relationship to another human being will ultimately be miserable no matter whether they are in a relationship or not.

I'm a lover but I've never felt the need to define my identity based on my own lovers. Even though I may be devoted to them. I still have my own individuality and personality.

Amen to that. I would like to add that I actually prefer to show the one I love how I feel on a day that is not designated. Who decides that VD is the "appropriate" time to demonstrate what others mean to us anyway? Oh yeah...the corporate, commercial world.

Maybe I just like to defy "tradition", but I just can't seem to get all caught up in such a commercial celebration.

Of course, my partner coyly reminds me that one month following VD, we celebrate March 14 as "Steak and Blowjob Day". Hallmark hasn't yet found a way to defile that little holiday.

 

[midwestyankee]

Mansome, "La Rocha" means boulder in french. But LaRocha is not "La Rocha" and has nothing to do with French. Just English speaking idiot after idiot in this place. That's why Sarah said "Little Pebble" get it? She's a funny joker.

Mansome, my mom and dad won't let me go on xbox live today. Now all the kids are gonna be like "LaRocha, wtf, how cum you weren't playing Call of Duty with us? You too good to sit with us in AP English too?"

"La Rocha is not French (which is capitalized by literate people) as nouns in French do not end in the letter "a" the way they do in either Italian or Spanish.

You've lived for at least 18 years and you haven't written a cogent sentence yet. What gvies, dude? Has your hippocampus taken over for your cerebral cortex?

 

[midwestyankee]

The vitriol you direct towards posters is absolutely amazing. And ridiculous.

But since you're still searching for information on another thread, you should ask midwest yankee instead of pointlessly insulting him. He could answer some of your multitude of questions about the real power of a Dom, little pebble.

SSS, you're a dear. But frankly, my dear, I'd rather discuss such things with people.

 

[sophia jane]

SSS, you're a dear. But frankly, my dear, I'd rather discuss such things with people.

This made me laugh. The only thing in this thread that did.