I Hate My Neighbors

[Misty_Morning]

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[Guest]

i feel for ya.
our neighbors on one side deal. they went to jail and are now back. they are quiet for the most part until its time to wash their "car". thats when the rap thump comes on... i just wish they would turn it up louder...the resonance of the bass kills sperm... so i can't bitch too much about that.
the neighbors on the other side made it clear that she gave me the go ahead to be a lesbian...didn't quite know i had asked but hey... whateve.
he husband was dealing but then i think he got sick or sumphin sumphin so he went to the happy farm for a while and put on 40 pounds...

 

[Misty_Morning]

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[R. Richard]

Get several male friend to make complaint calls. They give the scumbags reasonable, but non-existant names and addresses in the neighborhood. The drug dealers find out who made the calls, but it aint you!

 

[Misty_Morning]

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[FallingToFly]

Give them the old copuples name and address?

Seriously, if you want to get them taken care of, wait til they get started, then cal the cops and tell them that you think there's someone trying to get in your back door, and that you're scared, please send a car out RIGHT NOW!

When the officers start talking about how there's no sign of a prowler, apologize gently and explain that you haven't been sleeping well, due to the combination of the Air Force range AND the overly loud and violent neighbors, and that you're sure it's just exhaustion taking a toll on you.

 

[MagicaPractica]

Too bad the Air Force couldn't just accidentally drop a shell on their house. Afraid I've got no suggestions. I just ignore the automatic gun fire up here but then it's not really very near my house. I only hear it when I'm out walking the dog.

 

[Misty_Morning]

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[Misty_Morning]

It starts tomorrow... so don't get your hopes up.....

 

[TheeGoatPig]

So I was out smoking another cigarette when then the other neighbor who fears for his life's wife approached me....

She struck up a conversation on how to get rid of our favorite neighbors. Apparently, she has been working on this diligently.

I think we have a plan......to be continued......

If you don't hear back from me, things ran amuck and I am dead....

that's not something we wantd to hear...

 

[Misty_Morning]

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[TheeGoatPig]

Dude...it's a joke... but not really....

At least I hope so...

Not helping!

 

[werdsmith]

there are lots of ways to f' with bad neighbors.

 

[Misty_Morning]

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[MagicaPractica]

UPDATE: We have not been able to impliment "The Plan".

Seems the neighbors from Hell actually have relatives or friends that they went to spend the holiday with.....

I, myself, have enjoyed this time during the past 18 hours....

I am thinking that possibly they overheard us talking about "The Plan" and hauled ass...

But even I could not be so lucky.....

To be continued.......

I happen to know the G-team. Just have a cigar ready. "Heh, heh, heh, I love it when a plan comes together."

 

[Guest]

I happen to know the G-team. Just have a cigar ready. "Heh, heh, heh, I love it when a plan comes together."

What is a G-Team? The A-Team that looks for the G spot, perhaps?

Why the cigar? Is Bill Clinton a member?

 

[FallingToFly]

What is a G-Team? The A-Team that looks for the G spot, perhaps?

Why the cigar? Is Bill Clinton a member?

I so would have sat on Hannibal's lap. Face was a little too... eh for me.

Hannibal?

Heh... he would have been an exception to the ten year rule.

 

[Misty_Morning]

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[SeaCat]

Ahhhhh Misty I feel for you.

Neighbors like this are more than a pain in the ass. when they make you feel unsafe in your own home they are more than a nuisance, they are a threat.

One method which can be used to take care of this takes time and a little bit of money for the equipment but it does work.

What is required are at least one, preferably two low light security/video cameras. These are placed in such a way that they have a clear view of the street in front of the house in question. You turn them on, at the slowest speed the recorder can run, and tape the action in front of the house for several nights while labeling each tape as to the date and times it ran. (You have to make sure you do not point the camera's at the house. If you do then you can be sued for invasion of privacy.)

When you have several days worth of tapes showing the heavy traffic to and from the house you turn these over to the local, or preferably State Police, who will hopefully initiate their own investigation. (In this way there are no marked cruisers showing up at yur door to point you out. For all the Perps know they were cuahgt by some other means.)

I have used this method as well as a more direct approach and while the direct approach is more satisfying it is also the more dangerous of the two and usually only has limited success.

Cat

 

[kendo1]

I moved my family from our last house because of our neighbours. I could not ensure the safety of my wife and kids when I wasn't there. The police were involved several times, but it made no difference.

On the bright side, we sold the property to a policeman.

 

[Misty_Morning]

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[SeaCat]

Actually, "The Plan" does involve recording equipment. I only hope that I have greater success using it than I have had in the last several months. See, my gf and I have been recording our intimate times together. The problem is that there is no one to zoom in and readjust the focus (BTW autofocus sucks out the ass). But that's probably a topic for another thread.

Anyways, me and the other neighbor who fears for life's wife are going to begin recording all the bullshit we have endured.

Wish me luck..

To be continued...

I am hoping things work out for you.

By the way, many of the Police Agencies have ways of cleaning up video so even if the autofocus sucks they can get things like Tag Numbers.

Just don't do what a certain friend of mine did many years ago in similar circumstances. Yes he wore gloves while creating the several high intensity firebombs used, and yes he waited until the house was abandoned before tossing them through the windows but still the spotlight was aimed at him for a while.

The Crackhouse was destroyed but the attention paid to him and his neighbors put them at an increased risk. The only saving grace was he was single at the time so all he risked was himself.

Cat

 

[Misty_Morning]

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[SeaCat]

OK, the autofocus sucking is related to my and my gf's attempts for home made porn (don't even ask, you ain't gettin' a copy ).

We plan on recording by hand the events at the neighbors from Hell's home.

BTW, fire bombs and crack houses....no go...apparently you don't understand the type of neighborhood I live in. It is somewhat exclusive...apparently not exclusive enough however.....

LOLOLOL

I would never ask. Now if you offered,,,,,,,,,

You have to remember. I live in southern Florida, the land of the so called gated community.

I can always, with a bit of thinking come up with an accident for a house.

Cat

 

[Misty_Morning]

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