I hate it when I can't think of a title for a thread

[Calamity Jane]

The more I think about being single, the more I think that I'm doomed. I read posts, and think "Now there's somebody I'd love to hang out with." The reality is, not one of those people is anywhere near me geographically, so hanging out isn't really an option.

Yeah, I know. I need to get out more and meet people. As soon as someone hires me a nanny and points me to where there are people worth meeting, I'll go. But, a town of 400 doesn't exactly have a roaring singles scene.

So, what's a girl to do when she thinks words on the screen have upped the standards for the average man?

 

[scylis]

The more I think about being single, the more I think that I'm doomed. I read posts, and think "Now there's somebody I'd love to hang out with." The reality is, not one of those people is anywhere near me geographically, so hanging out isn't really an option.

Yeah, I know. I need to get out more and meet people. As soon as someone hires me a nanny and points me to where there are people worth meeting, I'll go. But, a town of 400 doesn't exactly have a roaring singles scene.

So, what's a girl to do when she thinks words on the screen have upped the standards for the average man?

move to Alaska, that's what.

 

[ridddder]

Get a new hobby that doesn't use batteries....

 

[acitore_vuli]

The more I think about being single, the more I think that I'm doomed. I read posts, and think "Now there's somebody I'd love to hang out with." The reality is, not one of those people is anywhere near me geographically, so hanging out isn't really an option.

Yeah, I know. I need to get out more and meet people. As soon as someone hires me a nanny and points me to where there are people worth meeting, I'll go. But, a town of 400 doesn't exactly have a roaring singles scene.

So, what's a girl to do when she thinks words on the screen have upped the standards for the average man?

Get that monkey off your nipple...errrrr...I mean back.

 

[Calamity Jane]

Re: Re: I hate it when I can't think of a title for a thread

Get that monkey off your nipple...errrrr...I mean back.

What a good idea.

 

[DarkAngel]

Can I be the monkey?

 

[acitore_vuli]

Re: Re: Re: I hate it when I can't think of a title for a thread

What a good idea.

Is that really your monkey in your AV?

 

[Calamity Jane]

Re: Re: I hate it when I can't think of a title for a thread

move to Alaska, that's what.

You have no idea how much I'd love to live in Alaska.

 

[Starblayde]

Move to nearer me!

or is that too obvious?

 

[Calamity Jane]

LOL

 

[KillerMuffin]

Move in with your mother. I can point you to a large selection of single beefcakey men on the hoof.

 

[RudeNastyAssBitch]

What Happened To Yer Husband!?

Did I Miss Something?

I Thought You Were Happily Married!

You Could Start Yer Own Pony Boy Ranch

The Thouroughbred Babes'll Crawl From The Woodwork Ta Spend Some Time With You

 

[Calamity Jane]

Move in with your mother. I can point you to a large selection of single beefcakey men on the hoof.

Ugh, Mom's is on the top of the 'Places I swore I'd never live again, but will probably end up' list. Though thinking that you'd help me pick out men makes it a little less undesireable.

Is it still insanely expensive to rent out there?

 

[KillerMuffin]

Pretty much as insanely expensive as usual.

You can come and be a college chickie with me. We could study and throw rocks at the stupid football players that never shut up in class and hate me cause the professor knows me by name even though it's only cause I gave him the big "I'M EPILEPTIC!" letter and that's the only reason he can pick me out of the crowd beyond the fact that I'm the only person in these back of the room who isn't always talking even though he doesn't know that I'm only not talking because I'm writing poetry.

Um.

Yeah, it's same ol' same ol' around here.

 

[Calamity Jane]

Becoming a college chickie would be the best part about living there again. That, and our kids could dig for dinosaurs together.

Though I'm pretty sure we'd be taking different classes... I get the chills when I think about taking algebra...

 

[Lady X]

so......aaaaaaahhhhhhmmmmm......

thought of a title for the thread yet??