I hate having disturbing realizations about myself.

[Guest]

Last night I realized that I'm mildly aroused by...

Best Buy uniforms.

 

[Guest]

Ellipses arouse you?

What uniform?

 

[MissVictoria]

I think that the most disturbing thing I've ever been aroused by was a tube of lip gloss.

 

[Guest]

Was there KY written on the tube?

 

[Nora]

I think that the most disturbing thing I've ever been aroused by was a tube of lip gloss.

The kind with the roller-ball tops? Like the old Bonnie Belle lip gloss from the 70's? Or the foam-tip kind?