SeaCat
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Today in work I had some humor.
The first was when the Son of one of my patients disagreed with my cleaning her up. He called my supervisor and complained about this. She then went over and talked with the patient.
The patient heard her out and started laughing. She informed my supervisor that not only was I taking good care of her but that anyone who believed her sons complaints that I would be interesting in doing anything of a sexual nature with her was sicker than her son. (Her son is a convicted sexual predator.) Oh, the patient? She is 95 years old.
The second bit of humor was when an Agency R.N. decided that she didn't have to feed herself, she would just eat the food of the Aides. She saw e get my breakfast out of my cooler and later raided it for one of my sandwiches.
She made it maybe two bites into the sandwich she snagged before she threw it out. She complained to my supervisor, complained that I had tried to kill her. My boss asked her what she meant and she readily explained that she ha taken one of my sandwiches and that it was not fit to eat. MY boss stood there shaking her head and tried not to laugh. She explined that the R.N. was unlucky in her choice of food to steal. (While explaining that in our unit the R.N.'s didn't steal from the Aides.)
Later my boss asked me wha kind of sandwich the R.N. had lifted fro my lunch. I answered honestly. I told her she had taken one of my favorites. It was sliced Andouille Sausage which was fried then placed on bread with Swiss Cheese and a touch of Hot Sauce.
Cat
The first was when the Son of one of my patients disagreed with my cleaning her up. He called my supervisor and complained about this. She then went over and talked with the patient.
The patient heard her out and started laughing. She informed my supervisor that not only was I taking good care of her but that anyone who believed her sons complaints that I would be interesting in doing anything of a sexual nature with her was sicker than her son. (Her son is a convicted sexual predator.) Oh, the patient? She is 95 years old.
The second bit of humor was when an Agency R.N. decided that she didn't have to feed herself, she would just eat the food of the Aides. She saw e get my breakfast out of my cooler and later raided it for one of my sandwiches.
She made it maybe two bites into the sandwich she snagged before she threw it out. She complained to my supervisor, complained that I had tried to kill her. My boss asked her what she meant and she readily explained that she ha taken one of my sandwiches and that it was not fit to eat. MY boss stood there shaking her head and tried not to laugh. She explined that the R.N. was unlucky in her choice of food to steal. (While explaining that in our unit the R.N.'s didn't steal from the Aides.)
Later my boss asked me wha kind of sandwich the R.N. had lifted fro my lunch. I answered honestly. I told her she had taken one of my favorites. It was sliced Andouille Sausage which was fried then placed on bread with Swiss Cheese and a touch of Hot Sauce.
Cat
