I had no clue- but I should have known.

[riff]

The lunch menu from the local school district. I can only wonder what it was the week of 9/11.

This kind of thing trivializes the very thing it tries to glorify. 'Cuz we all know- school lunches suck:

10/14/2002
ENTREE - Monumental Mac & Cheese or Hamburger w/w/o Cheese or Ham/Cheese Chef or Chicken Patty on bun
VEGETABLE - Star-studded Steamed Broccoli or fries Rounds or Sandwich Salad Cup
FRUIT - Peach Slices or Forefathers Fruit Cup or Moms Apple Crisp
DESSERT - Chocolate Chip Cookie or Peanut Butter Cookie
10/15/2002
ENTREE - New York Sub Sandwich or Taco or Soft Taco Hotdog on Bun w/w/o Chili &Cheese or Nachos w/taco Meat & cheese sauce or Chicken& Dumplings or Chicken, turkey or pork fajitas
VEGETABLE - Frontier Fries or Salad Cup or W.K. Corn or Beans
FRUIT - Oregon Trail Orange Slices or Chilled Fruit or Pears
DESSERT - Grand Canyon Cookie
10/16/2002
ENTREE - Spaghetti w/Meat Sauce or Chili Mac or Chicken Pot Pie or Heart Healthy Lasagna
VEGETABLE - Mashed Pot. W/ gravy or Baked Whole Sweet Potato Seasoned Green Beans or Raw Vegetable Sticks
FRUIT - Oregon Trail Orange Slices or Chilled Fruit or Pears
DESSERT - Blueberry Cobbler
10/17/2002
ENTREE - Freedom Fried Chicken or BBQ Chicken or BBQ Meat Meat or BBQ Ribette or Chicken Patty on bun Yankee Doodle Macaroni Salad or Rice w/ Gravy
VEGETABLE - Uncle Sams Steamed Green Beans or Green Peas or Black Eyed Peas or Steamed Potatoes or Potato Salad or BBQ Beans
FRUIT - Oregon Trail Orange Slices or Chilled Fruit or Pears
DESSERT - Blueberry Cobbler
10/18/2002
ENTREE - No School
VEGETABLE - Uncle Sams Steamed Green Beans or Green Peas or Black Eyed Peas or Steamed Potatoes or Potato Salad or BBQ Beans
FRUIT - Oregon Trail Orange Slices or Chilled Fruit or Pears
DESSERT - Blueberry Cobbler

 

[Guest]

I'm such a dork. I liked school lunches. Corndog tuesdays rocked!

 

[badasschick]

I'm beginning to get the shakes.


Thank you Ronald Reagan.

 

[riff]

I liked the fish sticks. But to be honest, I was a "let's go get stoned and then come back and pig-out on icecream sandwiches" kinda guy.

 

[enjoyingitall]

Oregon Trail orange slices? That's the grabber for sure.

 

[riff]

Just what the fuck is "Freedom Fried Chicken?"

Maybe we should develop and alternative menu-

Rappin' Ravioli
Cornholio Dogs
Reeferied Beans and Hairy Tacos....

You get the drift.

"That's Gay" Shakes. lol

 

[amelia]

i want green hair!

 

[riff]

I should do it again, I think. It truly suits me. I felt so at home in it. And every one who saw it said: "It's you."

Amelia with green hair... it's a job... but I can try. Phlorescent pink or blue would be easier- I think...

 

[amelia]

**

 

[riff]

Oh! Love the black tears!

He has more white than I imagined.

Does he like Freedom Fried Chicken or Subpoenamarines?

 

[teddybear4play]

The lunch menu from the local school district. I can only wonder what it was the week of 9/11.

This kind of thing trivializes the very thing it tries to glorify. 'Cuz we all know- school lunches suck:

The sad thing is, that's more about American history than most of those kids will ever learn.

Chicken Nugget Thursdays were the absolute shit.

TB4p

 

[riff]

A "mons" monday would make us all happier, I think.

 

[riff]

I think kids are tired of bullshit. This is what I hear from my students (not in such precise terms, though).

Some of them are so HUNGRY. Just hungry. Hungry, like my little Umberto.....

Like me.

 

[riff]

I want red, white, and blue grits. I'll let melted butter on the edges of bowl suffice for gold fringe.

I believe in the flag....
I believe in the flag....
I believe in the flag....

 

[celiaKitten]

Was there a reason they decided to do this? Or was it just for the hell of it?

 

[penguindance]

 

[riff]

I always thought delicious meant delicious.

Nice ass, by the way, but you have heard that from me more than once.

Instead of Freedom Fried-Chicken I suggest Ass-Fried Chicken on Steroids. It is honest and stimulates the appetite.

 

[peachykeen]

Fuck man I never got to have the school lunches. I had one of them hippie granola moms and only ever had mucky 'natural' peanut butter and honey on crusty brown bread and a little baggie of fucking carrot sticks. I'd have fucking killed for a tater tot.

 

[lady_deanna]

I'm still trying to figure out where along the Oregon Trail they found these orange slices...