I had a massive fight with my cat last night.

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It was HORRIBLE! That ungrateful furry bastard kept nuzzling my nose, doesn't he know I need to sleep? I mean, I know he's hungry but it's up to me to teach him how the world is, you can't always be cute and then fill your belly.

I know he does fine when I'm not home, he can cat all by himself so when he insists on me doing something for him I refuse! The humanity!
 
I guess this thread really brought me the pussy.


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My kitten just scratched the hell out of my back. OMG it hurt so bad.
 
Cutest little furry eared, soft pawed parody thread ever. Who's my cuddly little parody thread? *cuddles thread's belly*
 
The furry little bastard himself:
 
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I saw a Scottish Fold at a pet store today and told Manu that our kitt needed a friend to hang with when we're not around. He rolled his eyes and said our cat had no interest in sharing his space with a kitten. Then I said that a pet store was a horrible place for a kitten to be and we should rescue her, right now. That didn't work either. :(
 
Thanks guys, he is a gorgeous, big 'ol tomcat who is constantly confused and hungry. I think that's a tabby trait though.

His little pink jelly bean paws just slay me.
 
I saw a Scottish Fold at a pet store today and told Manu that our kitt needed a friend to hang with when we're not around. He rolled his eyes and said our cat had no interest in sharing his space with a kitten. Then I said that a pet store was a horrible place for a kitten to be and we should rescue her, right now. That didn't work either. :(

Have Manu come talk to me, I've got 4 and I only wanted 1. I'll use the same tactics my kids used on me. :mad:
 
Thanks guys, he is a gorgeous, big 'ol tomcat who is constantly confused and hungry. I think that's a tabby trait though.

His little pink jelly bean paws just slay me.

i think that's why tomcats are on my spirit animal totem.
 
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