Angel
Cuntbeans
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Fruit for Brunch today!
Who cares!
Okay, so my boyfriend and I walked to this cafe we'd been eyeing for a couple of months. These people we know were supposed to meet us there at noon and we got there on the dot and decided to wait outside for our lunch dates.
They weren't there yet, so my boyfriend decided that he needed to run over to the drugstore really quickly and I stayed behind to wait for our peoples.
He gets back and a second later Laurel and Manu fly at top speed out of the cafe, giggling loudly. At first I thought I had a huge booger hanging out of my nose but then I realized they'd been waiting inside the cafe for us while we waited outside for them!
Maybe someday we'll remember to exchange cell numbers before meeting for lunch and forgetting to discuss where to meet beforehand. (Note: we still didn't exchange numbers
)
Anyway, Laurel and I both got these huge bowls of mixed fruit. When we ordered, the waitress tried to make us share one but we wanted our own - which we got. The waitress tried to guilt us into eating it all but since she was cunty about it (And the melon tasted like Marxist's lack of penis) we left a small pile.
I joined the super-secret lit-clique today and was inducted by Laurel and Manu with the official homeless-man handshake. Afterwards my boyfriend and I celebrated by allowing Laurel and Manu to watch us give each other super-cool pornographic rollerball tattoos while I did hat porn.
Yay for hat porn and fruit!
Who cares!
Okay, so my boyfriend and I walked to this cafe we'd been eyeing for a couple of months. These people we know were supposed to meet us there at noon and we got there on the dot and decided to wait outside for our lunch dates.
They weren't there yet, so my boyfriend decided that he needed to run over to the drugstore really quickly and I stayed behind to wait for our peoples.
He gets back and a second later Laurel and Manu fly at top speed out of the cafe, giggling loudly. At first I thought I had a huge booger hanging out of my nose but then I realized they'd been waiting inside the cafe for us while we waited outside for them!
Maybe someday we'll remember to exchange cell numbers before meeting for lunch and forgetting to discuss where to meet beforehand. (Note: we still didn't exchange numbers
) Anyway, Laurel and I both got these huge bowls of mixed fruit. When we ordered, the waitress tried to make us share one but we wanted our own - which we got. The waitress tried to guilt us into eating it all but since she was cunty about it (And the melon tasted like Marxist's lack of penis) we left a small pile.
I joined the super-secret lit-clique today and was inducted by Laurel and Manu with the official homeless-man handshake. Afterwards my boyfriend and I celebrated by allowing Laurel and Manu to watch us give each other super-cool pornographic rollerball tattoos while I did hat porn.
Yay for hat porn and fruit!
