I guess this is as good a place as any

[Pink † Jesus]

Who will bow down then lick the toes of the Pink Jesus as she makes this "oh so grand" entrance?

lol...hello Literoticans. Mind if I squeeze into this nice comfy seat right here next to ya? I'm new here, so take it easy on me or I might bite

 

[timberwud]

I'm new too, i reckon newbies get bullied in here :O

 

[melligrl]

I'm new too, i reckon newbies get bullied in here :O

I dunno . . . I was the newbie just a week or 2 ago and everyone was really nice to me

Just remember tip toes til you get a name

 

[Andreina]

we don't bully.

we beat you up.


welcome to lit, guys

 

[LadyG]

Not true!

If you make a grandiose entrance expecting people to toss rose petals at your feet, you're technically screwed from the get go.

It's all in the 'tude.

 

[Starblayde]

we don't bully.

we beat you up.

With large cyber-sticks. Repeatedly.

 

[melligrl]

With large cyber-sticks. Repeatedly.

Did I miss this part of the initation? Or has my memory blocked it out to protect me?

 

[timberwud]

do we get tied up?

 

[Starblayde]

Did I miss this part of the initation? Or has my memory blocked it out to protect me?

This event never took place. You were never here.

 

[Andreina]

With large cyber-sticks. Repeatedly.

oh yeah .... and then we force you to watch Schwarzenegger movies and listen to David Hasselhoff songs. Again and again. *evil wicked grin*

 

[LadyG]

There is no smoking man. Honest.

Mornin' Starblayde, recovered from your B'day yet??

 

[melligrl]

This event never took place. You were never here.

hmmmm . . . . that explains the strange event where I skipped Monday of last week

 

[Starblayde]

oh yeah .... and then we force you to watch Schwarzenegger movies and listen to David Hasselhoff songs. Again and again. *evil wicked grin*

Same old Halo

 

[Andreina]

Same old Halo

just a wee bit more tarnished than last time

 

[Starblayde]

There is no smoking man. Honest.

Mornin' Starblayde, recovered from your B'day yet??

Just.

Only Just. Still some cuts and bruises on my hand. We had a pinyata (sp?) that was about an inch thick and only a spatula to break it with. I punched it a couple of times and there were blood splatters on it

I've got over the stuff i drank and smoked, but not the psychological effects of being 21, though

 

[LadyG]

LOL!! You're either loving it..cuz you're legal now or hating it cuz you are supposed to act like a grown up.

Don't do it

Oh and you're supposed to injure the pinata, not yourself, silly!

 

[Starblayde]

Oh and you're supposed to injure the pinata, not yourself, silly!

Next time I'll have my eyes open

 

[Pink † Jesus]

If you make a grandiose entrance expecting people to toss rose petals at your feet, you're technically screwed from the get go.

It's humor .. perhaps if you fine tuned your 'tude you would appreciate it.

Much warmth and aloha to everyone else who said hello. Wow, you folks reply QUICK!

Wish I could post my avatar. What is the min post count? 100?

Eegadz!

 

[Starblayde]

It's humor .. perhaps if you fine tuned your 'tude you would appreciate it.

Yes. We'll just turn it from 'rock' to 'suck'

 

[LadyG]

It's humor .. perhaps if you fine tuned your 'tude you would appreciate it.

Sweetheart, my attitude is fine. I made a general 'all encompassing' statement and you took it to heart. Sorry, did I touch a nerve?


Get over yourself. We have.

Have a wonderful day.

 

[Debbie]

Welcome to lit.
To survive here you need a few basics:
sense of humour.
A dictionary.
Batteries and lube.


If you bite me? I will reciprocate.
Pink † Jesus?
What's up with your name, eh?

 

[melligrl]

It's humor .. perhaps if you fine tuned your 'tude you would appreciate it.

Much warmth and aloha to everyone else who said hello. Wow, you folks reply QUICK!

Wish I could post my avatar. What is the min post count? 100?

Eegadz!

Eeeek probably not the best foot to start out on.

Hope you enjoy Lit. It's tons fo fun

Sure I'll see you on the boards

 

[bknight2602]

LMAO

Welcome to Lit, may all your wishes come true. Post a lot and let everyong get to know you.

 

[melligrl]

*wonders if anyone knows me yet, or how many more posts I need*

 

[Debbie]

*wonders if anyone knows me yet, or how many more posts I need*

Lit is a very big community and it is growing all the time.
I was a newbie once. A very shy one.
Getting to know people is a very pleasant
adventure but it can take time.

Welcome to lit.
And post count means nada around here.
LOL We have had people who rack up
100+ posts in a day. It doesn't give you
'recognition.' Except in a bleming annoying
way.