I got yer holidays right here.

[shereads]

I did not spend the day driving.

I spent the day getting a new alternator and will spend tonight driving.

If I could do that Howard Dean yell-yodel thing, I'd do it now.

 

[shereads]

Santa, I'd like a word with you when you have a moment.

I'd like to know why I didn't get a pony when I was seven and today the alternator on the Honda went kaput. I'm aware that on the bad/good meter I'm slightly left of center, and it's true that you could have hidden the part my mechanic needed and I'd be stranded now and have to call Mom and tell her to try and hang on until next Christmas, so maybe this year isn't the issue.

But at age seven, I hadn't even started smoking. And still, no pony.

Where are the guidelines? Shouldn't we be able to see our records and check them for mistakes, like we can with our credit reports?

 

[ABSTRUSE]

God Bless us....Everyone.


Sher, Have a good one anyway.

 

[cantdog]

You are so endearing I want to make your way smooth for you, pet. But I'm all of a gentlemanly tizzy because of my helplessness to aid you.

If I threw my cloak over the puddle here, you see, it would never do you any good.

Chivalry frustrated. How annoying. I blame it on the alternator. Challenge the dead alternator to pistols at dawn. Have him bring at least one gentleman as a second. He shall pay to expunge the debt he owes, having cast hurdles into the path of your dainty feet!

cantdog

 

[fairysong]

Hope your xmas is better. Drive safe.

hugs
fairysong

 

[doormouse]

What is it with Honda's and alternators? lol

Just had mine done not long ago.

Happy holidays anyway.

 

[Remec]

I did not spend the day driving.

I spent the day getting a new alternator and will spend tonight driving.

If I could do that Howard Dean yell-yodel thing, I'd do it now.

And if I could throw my arms about you and make you feel all nice and loved and reassured that Christmas will happen no matter how long it takes for you to get there, you know I'd be on my feet and doing so...

You take care and enjoy yourself...remember, just 'cause the world's after you doesn't mean you can't have fun...<smile>

and the world *is* after you, just like all the rest of us, although for different reasons...<wink>

 

[Guest]

sher
your day smacks of alanis morriset
heres hoping that by now things have smoothed out and you are on your way to enjoying
theres a reason for everything, though its not apparent at the time...
by the way, santa told me that you just werent ready for the pony...but ask again next year.

 

[Rocky Mountain Man]

Santa, I'd like a word with you when you have a moment.

I'd like to know why I didn't get a pony when I was seven and today the alternator on the Honda went kaput. I'm aware that on the bad/good meter I'm slightly left of center, and it's true that you could have hidden the part my mechanic needed and I'd be stranded now and have to call Mom and tell her to try and hang on until next Christmas, so maybe this year isn't the issue.

But at age seven, I hadn't even started smoking. And still, no pony.

Where are the guidelines? Shouldn't we be able to see our records and check them for mistakes, like we can with our credit reports?

Hey Shereads! When I was seven I asked for a subscribtion to Playboy and I got a stinky pony. Maybe it's your pony? Santa isn't perfect you know? Do you want him back, he's kinda old and swaybacked now? Just let me know if you want him and I'll email him to you! haha

Hope your day gets better hon! And I hope mom understands!