I Got It!

[*HeadlessBarbie]

My personal invitation to the new and greatly improved, super elite, for the finest of the finest, Lit Chat!

I can't believe I actually made the cut! OMG! I am so excited! Yay for me!

Who else got one? Do tell, but let's not brag too much, since not everyone got in.

 

[Super-Surprise]

Welcome to Chat....you will now be placed into conference with our Chat moderator....

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

My personal invitation to the new and greatly improved, super elite, for the finest of the finest, Lit Chat!

I can't believe I actually made the cut! OMG! I am so excited! Yay for me!

Who else got one? Do tell, but let's not brag too much, since not everyone got in.

I particularly liked the way you used the dancing banana in that post.

 

[*HeadlessBarbie]

Welcome to Chat....you will now be placed into conference with our Chat moderator....

He and I have already met...twice. That's how I got in.

 

[Saint Peter]

Manu?

 

[*HeadlessBarbie]

I particularly liked the way you used the dancing banana in that post.

Thanks, I also thought it was a nice touch.

 

[*HeadlessBarbie]

Manu?

Shhhhh!!! You're endangering my elite standing within the super secret Lit Chat!!!!

 

[*HeadlessBarbie]

Check this out, right now, we are chatting about how fun it is when your imaginary partner pretends you don't exist while you try to have sex with them! Jealous? You should be.

 

[neci]

make manu turn around!

please!

i beg you.

 

[*HeadlessBarbie]

make manu turn around!

please!

i beg you.

He can't turn around Der Kommisar is in town, uh-oh.

OMG, on Lit Chat BaconBits032121 just told the dirtiest joke about a woman and her merkin that I've ever heard!

 

[*HeadlessBarbie]

You guys are so missing out on the fun! BitsnTits2021 just chatted about the pleasures of Glory Holes, and in graphic detail, I must add.

 

[Super-Surprise]

make manu turn around!

please!

i beg you.

Wait for it.....

Announcer: "May we have the magnifying glass please."

 

[Super-Surprise]

 

[*HeadlessBarbie]

Silly fools with your outlandish pictures.

Currently happening on Lit Chat...

Armour_Coating says: "Is it okay that I pee while sitting down? It's supposed to be more cleaner, right?"

 

[*HeadlessBarbie]

Now they are giving away Lit t-shirts! I love the new and improved Lit Chat!

 

[*HeadlessBarbie]

Free Pizza? You gotta be shitting me!

 

[*HeadlessBarbie]

True story.

I received a pm from someone begging me to tell them where to find the secret Lit Chat.

P.S. CumSucker43 just said Lit Chat gave him an erection for the first time in 15 years!! Good for him, I say!

 

[Photographer42]

How do you get an invite?

 

[BBB3]

How do you get an invite?

You have to provide proof of residence under a bridge.

 

[starlight4321]

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[Recidiva]

Wow, that sounds like so much fun and I wish I had my invitation, but I don't like to talk much. It is crippling to my social life.

 

[*HeadlessBarbie]

Wow, that sounds like so much fun and I wish I had my invitation, but I don't like to talk much. It is crippling to my social life.

They have a special pantomime section for shy folks. *True

The new super secret Lit Chat is mind blowing!

 

[Recidiva]

They have a special pantomime section for shy folks. *True

The new super secret Lit Chat is mind blowing!

I could do...like...the box...and pull on my own pretend rope against a wind?

It sounds magical.

 

[*HeadlessBarbie]

I could do...like...the box...and pull on my own pretend rope against a wind?

It sounds magical.

Magically delicious!

I haven't slept or showered since the new Lit Chat went online. I have however, had at least 50 private chats with hairy old men and a couple of morbidly obese women. Jealous? Yeah, I thought you would be.

It's good to be me!