I got frisked today.

[ms_ann_thrope]

I'm just going to call it sex and move on.

 

[LiFeNdEaTh]

preech on! lol

 

[Super-Surprise]

 

[LiFeNdEaTh]

hey look, she's tombraider lol

 

[muffguy]

did u enjoy it?

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

Apparently, it's a requirement prior to riding in a squadcar.

 

[MagnumOpus1976]

I was looked at sternly a little earlier today.

 

[Colonel Hogan]

You should have hinted that if they had done a "full body cavity" search they might have found "a little something special" in there for them.

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

They asked if I had any concealed weapons and I said just my razor wit.

 

[MagnumOpus1976]

They asked if I had any concealed weapons and I said just my razor wit.

pork sword.

 

[blackleggings]

Did you say thank you?

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

After they ran my i.d.

 

[blackleggings]

You didn't give them the evil eye that's in your av, did you?

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

It's been quite the day.

 

[Tryharder62]

Ok, why are we being put in the back of a squad car? Hmmmmmm???????

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

Because the cops ride in the front?

 

[MagnumOpus1976]

Ok, why are we being put in the back of a squad car? Hmmmmmm???????

the better question is "why aren't the rest of us?"

 

[Tryharder62]

I just wanted to know because I need to get frisked. BAD!!!!

 

[MagnumOpus1976]

I just wanted to know because I need to get frisked. BAD!!!!

me too.




but not by a male police officer, if I can help it.

 

[Tryharder62]

me too.




but not by a male police officer, if I can help it.

I'll take the male then.

 

[MagnumOpus1976]

I'll take the male then.

license and registration, please

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

The guy at the tow truck company was a charmer.

 

[Tryharder62]

The guy at the tow truck company was a charmer.

What did you have to do to him to get your car back?

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

What did you have to do to him to get your car back?

I handed him my key? I assume he went and got it. At this point, it probably won't make much difference.