I got BANNED

[LusterMunky]

So anyhoooo. last night I was drinking, too much, as I am prone to do these days, and decided to seek some help for alcoholics such as me. Since Google is a friend, I did that but didn't want any of that AA crap. So I found a site, that seemed like a good fit. I even started a thread there "Sheesh" which I'm sure is deleted by now, since I am BANNED (it got a 100 posts in two hours) it prolly doesn't exist anymore.

Why did I get BANNED? Apparently jokes are not acceptable to sober people.

 

[LusterMunky]

Where is the outrage? Standing shoulder to shoulder with a Lit Brother?

Also: is butterscotch the root of all evil?

 

[kara1234]

It seems like they, of all people, could use some humor. I am outraged!
Knowing you, I'm sure it was an appropriate thread.

 

[LusterMunky]

It seems like they, of all people, could use some humor. I am outraged!
Knowing you, I'm sure it was an appropriate thread.

Thank you for the shared outrage. I needed that.

The Mod said I was "disrupting the thread" Yoohooo it was MY thread.

Hi Kara

 

[TomBoner]

Wear it like a badge of honor. I try to get banned around here all the time and haven't succeeded yet.



And no. Butterscotch is not the root to all evil.

...

Lemon drops also cum into play.

ETA ... and no ... don't send any kisses my way.

 

[LusterMunky]

Wear it like a badge of honor. I try to get banned around here all the time and haven't succeeded yet.

Follow me Boner and I shall teach you how to get BANNED. One of the keys is to "disrespect" the Mods.

Sorry I have such a stick up my ass about this. It just pissed me off.

Hokay, I'm better now, thanks for listening.

 

[kara1234]

Thank you for the shared outrage. I needed that.

The Mod said I was "disrupting the thread" Yoohooo it was MY thread.

Hi Kara

That is silly. How could you be disrupting your own thread?
Maybe the Mod was a little inebriated, and not able to think clearly?

 

[LusterMunky]

That is silly. How could you be disrupting your own thread?
Maybe the Mod was a little inebriated, and not able to think clearly?

My point exactly!

Ya know, I think you and I came on Lit the same week. Maybe I should disrupt YOU.

 

[kara1234]

My point exactly!

Ya know, I think you and I came on Lit the same week. Maybe I should disrupt YOU.

I'm sure we did. I remember posting on your thread so we could get avatars.

 

[LusterMunky]

I'm sure we did. I remember posting on your thread so we could get avatars.

And your avatar ended up being great BOOBIES. Mine ended up being a little furry animal.

 

[kara1234]

It's a really cute furry animal. Looks like it needs petted.

 

[LusterMunky]

It's a really cute furry animal. Looks like it needs petted.

Munky always likes to get petted. Take your top off.

 

[TomBoner]

Do you guys need to get a room?

 

[LusterMunky]

Do you guys need to get a room?

Nah, she'll chicken out, such a tease. We've known each other forever.

 

[LusterMunky]

But if I'm lucky I'll get a kiss and a grope for one of my favorite girls on Lit.

 

[kara1234]

I just got out of the tub. I'm not wearing a shirt! lol
and a grope.

 

[TomBoner]

I just got out of the tub. I'm not wearing a shirt! lol
and a grope.

I'm afraid we need proof.

 

[Indienne]

 

[bluegypsy]

Also: is butterscotch the root of all evil?

Close, but I believe licorice is the true culprit.

 

[LusterMunky]

I just got out of the tub. I'm not wearing a shirt! lol
and a grope.

Knucklehead, I'm suppose to grope YOU!

 

[Shadowmist99]

Knucklehead, I'm suppose to grope YOU!

Well, if you're passing out free gropes.....

 

[LusterMunky]

Yeah sure. You think you can have your way with me just because of those Gorgeous Legs.

Did I mention you have Gorgeous Legs?

 

[TomBoner]

Knucklehead, I'm suppose to grope YOU!

How can you grope her if you've been banned?

 

[LusterMunky]

Close, but I believe licorice is the true culprit.

You are in no position to be talking about Culprits.

 

[LusterMunky]

Well, if you're passing out free gropes.....

I AM! Left or right?