I glued my fingers

[Pyper]

Scotch Gel Super Glue. Beware this stuff. I used a pen to puncture the top to open it, and ran the pen tip under the water. As I did, I swiped my fingers over the pen to make sure I got all the glue off.

Instant glued fingers.

Luckily I didn't press them together, but the glue won't come off. It actually ate away a bit of the skin on the thumb and forefinger of my right hand. Doesn't really hurt, but sorta feels sensitive when I touch stuff.

Highly dangerous. Maybe we can send some to Saddam Hussein as part of the war on terrorism.

 

[Guru]

 

[Cibo]

Scotch Gel Super Glue. Beware this stuff. I used a pen to puncture the top to open it, and ran the pen tip under the water. As I did, I swiped my fingers over the pen to make sure I got all the glue off.

Instant glued fingers.

Luckily I didn't press them together, but the glue won't come off. It actually ate away a bit of the skin on the thumb and forefinger of my right hand. Doesn't really hurt, but sorta feels sensitive when I touch stuff.

Highly dangerous. Maybe we can send some to Saddam Hussein as part of the war on terrorism.

Just don't masterbate with them like in AP2.

 

[Silverlily]

Try acetone.

 

[Pyper]

Wimp.

Your tube of glue is in the mail.

 

[Guru]

 

[Ham Murabi]

Now I know why they put warning signs on almost every product the general public can buy.

 

[Pyper]

Silverlily- Don't have any acetone or any other products harsher than facial toner. I think I'll live with glued fingers. They're not sticking to stuff, so it's all good, except for the skin-eating part.

Guru- Sounds like a plan, man.

 

[Pyper]

Now I know why they put warning signs on almost every product the general public can buy.

Hey, I'm no idiot here. It's not like I smeared the glue all over my fingers and then was surprised when it stuck. We're talking passing my fingers over something that had traces of this glue and had been running under warm water for a good thirty seconds. And it stuck and dried, instantly.

Beware the Scotch gel glue.

 

[Guru]

Hey, I'm no idiot here. It's not like I smeared the glue all over my fingers and then was surprised when it stuck. We're talking passing my fingers over something that had traces of this glue and had been running under warm water for a good thirty seconds. And it stuck and dried, instantly.

Beware the Scotch gel glue.

And, perhaps read the warning where it says "don't apply to fingers?"

 

[Pyper]

And, perhaps read the warning where it says "don't apply to fingers?"

I DIDN'T GODAMMIT!

 

[superlittlegirl]

Just hop in the tub and soak. It'll be easy enough to peel off once your skin becomes saturated.

I've glued my fingers together for shits and giggles on more than one occasion. It's funny, and fun.

 

[Guru]

 

[superlittlegirl]

*groan*

OK, that was really bad. Where's the sexy in that story?

I can see a story now... "Super Glue" LOL...

 

[Guru]

 

[superlittlegirl]

Too bad I'm in a pragmatic mode. While I find the idea amusing, the physical reality of a caustic polymer/solvent mixture on my tender clitoris does not turn me on. I prefer lube, and lots of it. If my fingers were glued to one spot, I'd go crazy.

Where your fingers are glued, and what happens while they are!

 

[Guru]

 

[superlittlegirl]

Ooh ooh!

I like that one!

We're definitely getting somewhere.

I was thinking of something like the headboard.

 

[Guru]

 

[superlittlegirl]

Tell me more, then!

I am much more creative and clever than anyone else you've ever known!

 

[Guru]