I fucked Rita Hayworth

[NoJo]

...well, in my dream last night, anyway.

I find it amazing that a movie star from 60 years ago still has the power to make make me jizz myself involuntarily -- considering I grew up in the 70's and 80's, not the 40's and '50s.

Who nowadays will have that power sixty years hence? Will our grandsons wank over Angelina Jolie? I think not.

 

[shereads]

Who nowadays will have that power sixty years hence?

I will, if my plan works.

 

[NoJo]

I will, if my plan works.

I have a feeling you're going to cheat in some way, but I have no idea how

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

...well, in my dream last night, anyway.

I find it amazing that a movie star from 60 years ago still has the power to make make me jizz myself involuntarily -- considering I grew up in the 70's and 80's, not the 40's and '50s.

Who nowadays will have that power sixty years hence? Will our grandsons wank over Angelina Jolie? I think not.

Gotta agree, Joe.

On a related note, it's interesting how many contemporary stars, such as Lohan and Madonna, enjoy "playing dress up" like Marilyn Monroe.

Rumple Foreskin

 

[NoJo]

Gotta agree, Joe.

On a related note, it's interesting how many contemporary stars, such as Lohan and Madonna, enjoy "playing dress up" like Marilyn Monroe.

Rumple Foreskin

I think it's this eighties hangover obsession for "hardbodies" and muscle-tone that fucks it up. Women should be soft and squishy, dammit.

 

[starrkers]

I think it's this eighties hangover obsession for "hardbodies" and muscle-tone that fucks it up. Women should be soft and squishy, dammit.

Then there's hope for me as a sex symbol yet

 

[jomar]

Amanda Peet

Scarlett Johansson

 

[rgraham666]

I'm more of a Lauren Bacall fan myself.

http://cache.eb.com/eb/image?id=66103&rendTypeId=4

 

[R. Richard]

I think it's this eighties hangover obsession for "hardbodies" and muscle-tone that fucks it up. Women should be soft and squishy, dammit.

If you want soft and squish, try Jayne Mansfield. She wasn't just another pretty face. No, she had TITS!

 

[MarshAlien]

Then there's hope for me as a sex symbol yet

Women should be mysterious. I have always been intrigued by that extra "r."

 

[Guest]

I think it's this eighties hangover obsession for "hardbodies" and muscle-tone that fucks it up. Women should be soft and squishy, dammit.

I'M DOING SOMETHING RIGHT!!!!

 

[rgraham666]

Always.

 

[sweetness6280]

I think it's this eighties hangover obsession for "hardbodies" and muscle-tone that fucks it up. Women should be soft and squishy, dammit.

Woohoo. I'm squishy.

 

[DesertPirate]

I'm more of a Lauren Bacall fan myself.

http://cache.eb.com/eb/image?id=66103&rendTypeId=4

She was a fox at 70

 

[TE999]

Woohoo. I'm squishy.

Mmmmmmm...squishy.

 

[sweetness6280]

Why is it everytime I see this thread, that stupid "I'm fucking Matt Damon" song pops into my head?

 

[MarshAlien]

Why is it everytime I see this thread, that stupid "I'm fucking Matt Damon" song pops into my head?

We're entitled to our fantasies. You're entitled to yours. Whacky though they may be.

 

[sweetness6280]

We're entitled to our fantasies. You're entitled to yours. Whacky though they may be.

Baby, you and your little green glowy...thing... are my fantasy.

 

[MarshAlien]

Baby, you and your little green glowy...thing... are my fantasy.

 

[sweetness6280]

It's a personal goal to frighten one alien a day.

 

[MarshAlien]

It's a personal goal to frighten one alien a day.

I gave you my phone number, didn't I?

 

[sweetness6280]

I gave you my phone number, didn't I?

Yes, but that alien paper disintegrated before I could call. I hate it when that happens.

 

[Jenny_Jackson]

Holy shit! Fucking a 90 year old broad is one thing, Joe. I looked. Rita Hayworth was born in 1918. But this one has been dead for 20 years. Thats just a little crusty guy.

 

[sweetness6280]

Holy shit! Fucking a 90 year old broad is one thing, Joe. I looked. Rita Hayworth was born in 1918. But this one has been dead for 20 years. Thats just a little crusty guy.

He used a lot of lube.

 

[NoJo]

Holy shit! Fucking a 90 year old broad is one thing, Joe. I looked. Rita Hayworth was born in 1918. But this one has been dead for 20 years. Thats just a little crusty guy.

Hey I dont tell you how to live your life