I forgot that

[mig]

I was wearing boxers when I zipped my jeans.

Is there a feeling quite like it.

 

[Ayaka]

I was wearing boxers when I zipped my jeans.

Is there a feeling quite like it.

I imagine it is I've seen a few guys come into emergency with a little problem like that, bleeding and of course swelling makes it difficult to disengage the teeth of the zipper.

 

[Mensa]

I was wearing boxers when I zipped my jeans.

Is there a feeling quite like it.

How about zipping your jeans when you're not wearing anything under them!

Be careful, be verrrry careful!

 

[Guest]

 

[Ayaka]

I worked as a medical receptionist in an after hours clinic when I was putting myself through uni. A private boarding school was just down the road, and one Saturday night the school nurse brought in a young chap who was in quite a bit of pain. Blood everywhere. It transpired that he had climbed the school flagpole as a dare and, upon sliding down it, had caught and ripped the underside of his dick on one of those sticky-outy bits (technical term not known) on the flagpole.

That would be my definition of pain. Poor little fella!

I've seen a few penis accidents and a lot of bleeding is very common, I guess there's a lot of blood there?

 

[mig]

Still,

I'll look on the bright side.

It could have been a metal zip.

 

[Ayaka]

Still,

I'll look on the bright side.

It could have been a metal zip.

I assumed it was. There is no easy way to remove a crushed foreskin from the teeth of a metal zipper especially as the swelling increases with the period of time emeshed in the zipper. I won't go into further details.

 

[Black_Bird]

This whole thread is making me squirm as if I was doing the peepee dance... In a sense, I am.

*shiver*

 

[mig]

Making you squirm?.

What about me an half hour bfore I started it?.

 

[Ayaka]

I believed I censored myself, I could have provided more details of the entire procedure?

 

[Black_Bird]

Making you squirm?.

What about me an half hour bfore I started it?.

Hey - that's YOUR problem!

No it's not... its the plight of all male kind, to get stuck in zippers. Horrid, but true.

 

[mig]

The problem.

I forgot the basic rule,mine anyway.

Briefs with zips,boxers with buttons.

 

[Andreina]

all I say is:

<<<< OUCH >>>>

 

[Mellon Collie]

I was wearing boxers when I zipped my jeans.

Is there a feeling quite like it.

I would think this would be the smallest of your problems.

I have no clue how you boys can function daily with those things.

 

[mig]

Re: Re: I forgot that

I would think this would be the smallest of your problems.

I have no clue how you boys can function daily with those things.

'Smallest' You've been peeking.

Practise makes perfect.Although I wish someone had invented
retractable types.

 

[Andreina]

do it like your ducks do... grow some feathers.

 

[mig]

do it like your ducks do... grow some feathers.

That's silly,can you imagine the tickling?.

 

[Debbie]

Accidents with dicks and zippers. Ouch! I could tell a story... but not right now. Another time perhaps. My mind boggles when I think of the true story that happened to my father in law.
AND It is true. I visited him in hospital afterwards. And listened to the saga of my father in law's (ex now thank goodness) brush of death with his dick and a ******* *******.
You think I am kidding right? Uh uh, completely serious. Ask me about it tomorrow (PM and remind me) and I will tell you. It is unbelievable. But true, according to him and sixteen stiches later.


Meanwhile, Mig that sounded painful. Please be careful in the future.

 

[estevie]

Re: Re: I forgot that

I would think this would be the smallest of your problems.

I have no clue how you boys can function daily with those things.

ROFLMAO

That is funny as hell!