Not That I Cannot Afford The Cadillac.
But It Is Burdensome. As The NFL Career I Forewent.
For It Had Become Burdensome Too. Oft Leaving Me Stress To Vent.
Let Me Now Change Sports. And The Third String Goalie For The Soccer Team Be.
And A 5 Year Old Mercury Car Once A Year Will Be Good Enough For Me.
I've Kept Enough Of My Ill Gotten Gain From Being In The NFL.
I'd Like To Volunteer As That 3rd String Goalie. My Services To Give, Not To Sell.
And I'll Help Foot Some Of The Expenses For The Team As A Team, But Also As Players.
For I Have Been Treated Well In Sport. To Return The Favor Is Only Fair.
So Off Comes The Helmet, Off Come The Jersey And Then The Pants, The Pads, [and In Time My Underwear] (-: -
Exchanged For A Less Burdensome Uniform And Dignity To Receive And Share.
For I Have Been Treated Kingly. I Am Most Sure Of This
To The Cleaning Lady, You Sit You R Pretty Little Self Down And Rest Darling, I'll Get Them Drawers Cleaned..........
'oh Baby! Come Gimme A Kiss! Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmuuuuuuuuuuuuaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh!'
(And If You Give Your Clothes To Me, I'll Wash Them For You Too.
Naked You And I Dear Cleaning Lady In The Laundry Room. Let Me Make Love To You!)
The Cleaning Lady Said.
O Anglo Defenseman Athlete, Jockey Strap, I Have Realized Much,
Since I've Been Cleaning Lady Here.
You Just Are Not NFL Material. I Care Not How
Loudly Your Name The Massachusetts Fans Cheer.
You Are Soccer A Player Through And Through.
A Man In touch With His Feelings. You Know My Ivory Mars That It Is True.
And I Know Of Your Past. I Did Some Asking Around And Reading On My Own.
I Know Your Momma Is A Divorecee, And Victim Of Domestic Violence.
I Am Also One. We Need To Be Together, Apart We Will Be Stone.
I Am So Happy My Ivory Tower That You Came To This Realization.
I Am Just Like Your Mother. No Difference Whatsoever, You Admit This Realization.
And Now My Love, Help Me Our Of My Garments So Confining
And Let Ewvony Venus And Ivory Mars Coexist In Fused Passion.
Upon Each Others Love Of All Sort, Shall We Be Dining.
Help Me Slowly Out Of Blouse. Fret Not My Love, It'll Be Ok.
And Now My Shoes, Help Me Circumcise Them. Games Of Love We Wi;l Soon Play.
And Now My Blue Jeans Help Me Them Remove, Let Us Slowly And Sweetly Take Our Time.
And Now My Darling Help Me Shed My Brazziere. And Drink Thou Of My Milky Wine.
Drink To Your Fulfillment My Love. As Though My Won You Are.
Now My Underwear Help Me Circumcise. Drink My Woman's Wine, Take Me To The Stars.
And What's More My Dear. Let Us In Passions Mutual Eating And Drinking Entwine.
Join Thou Me My Beloved Ivory Boy In Deep Long Wet 69.
And Upon Each Others Nectars Did They In That Laundry Room Hungrily Feast.
Then Ivory Mars And Ebony Venus Co-existed In Beautiful Harmony. Bliss full And Sweet.
Collapsing In Each Others Arms. The In Time From Slumber Did Wake.
"o Cleaning Lady, O Lady Most Beautiful. Last Night Hen Love We Did Make.
Was I To Thee All Thy Satisfaction And Maybe A Little Bit More.
For You Are Truly As My Mother. Angelic, Never A Whore.
O Football Player, My Ivory Joy, To This Ebony Venus You Brought Pleasure.
My Cup Did Run Past Overflow, It Was Bliss full Sweetest Treasure."
"can I Just French Kiss You Naked In This Laundry Room, For Hours And Hours On End.
For Now My Darling Lovers We Are, No Longer Just Casual Friends."
And They Did Passion Kiss Right There On The Laundry Room Floor.
"o Lady, Come Live With Me. I'll Never Let You Down. Your Love And Passion Warms Me To My Core."
"i Will Come Live With You My Ivory Joy. You Are So Sweet And Kind.
I Will Be Yours For The Rest Of Your Life, And You Will Forever Be Mine.
And I will gladly and joyously accompany you, for the rest of our natural life.
As thy help meet, accompanying you prepetually, as your loving and beautiful wife.
Not only to you soccer games. But never to leave your side.
I love you, my darling Ivory Mars. Lovest Thou Me? Thy Future Bride?
O yes Nubia Venus I do love you. And I will gladly give you my name.
Your pleasure will be mine forever. But also I will feel your pain
But It Is Burdensome. As The NFL Career I Forewent.
For It Had Become Burdensome Too. Oft Leaving Me Stress To Vent.
Let Me Now Change Sports. And The Third String Goalie For The Soccer Team Be.
And A 5 Year Old Mercury Car Once A Year Will Be Good Enough For Me.
I've Kept Enough Of My Ill Gotten Gain From Being In The NFL.
I'd Like To Volunteer As That 3rd String Goalie. My Services To Give, Not To Sell.
And I'll Help Foot Some Of The Expenses For The Team As A Team, But Also As Players.
For I Have Been Treated Well In Sport. To Return The Favor Is Only Fair.
So Off Comes The Helmet, Off Come The Jersey And Then The Pants, The Pads, [and In Time My Underwear] (-: -
Exchanged For A Less Burdensome Uniform And Dignity To Receive And Share.
For I Have Been Treated Kingly. I Am Most Sure Of This
To The Cleaning Lady, You Sit You R Pretty Little Self Down And Rest Darling, I'll Get Them Drawers Cleaned..........
'oh Baby! Come Gimme A Kiss! Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmuuuuuuuuuuuuaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh!'
(And If You Give Your Clothes To Me, I'll Wash Them For You Too.
Naked You And I Dear Cleaning Lady In The Laundry Room. Let Me Make Love To You!)
The Cleaning Lady Said.
O Anglo Defenseman Athlete, Jockey Strap, I Have Realized Much,
Since I've Been Cleaning Lady Here.
You Just Are Not NFL Material. I Care Not How
Loudly Your Name The Massachusetts Fans Cheer.
You Are Soccer A Player Through And Through.
A Man In touch With His Feelings. You Know My Ivory Mars That It Is True.
And I Know Of Your Past. I Did Some Asking Around And Reading On My Own.
I Know Your Momma Is A Divorecee, And Victim Of Domestic Violence.
I Am Also One. We Need To Be Together, Apart We Will Be Stone.
I Am So Happy My Ivory Tower That You Came To This Realization.
I Am Just Like Your Mother. No Difference Whatsoever, You Admit This Realization.
And Now My Love, Help Me Our Of My Garments So Confining
And Let Ewvony Venus And Ivory Mars Coexist In Fused Passion.
Upon Each Others Love Of All Sort, Shall We Be Dining.
Help Me Slowly Out Of Blouse. Fret Not My Love, It'll Be Ok.
And Now My Shoes, Help Me Circumcise Them. Games Of Love We Wi;l Soon Play.
And Now My Blue Jeans Help Me Them Remove, Let Us Slowly And Sweetly Take Our Time.
And Now My Darling Help Me Shed My Brazziere. And Drink Thou Of My Milky Wine.
Drink To Your Fulfillment My Love. As Though My Won You Are.
Now My Underwear Help Me Circumcise. Drink My Woman's Wine, Take Me To The Stars.
And What's More My Dear. Let Us In Passions Mutual Eating And Drinking Entwine.
Join Thou Me My Beloved Ivory Boy In Deep Long Wet 69.
And Upon Each Others Nectars Did They In That Laundry Room Hungrily Feast.
Then Ivory Mars And Ebony Venus Co-existed In Beautiful Harmony. Bliss full And Sweet.
Collapsing In Each Others Arms. The In Time From Slumber Did Wake.
"o Cleaning Lady, O Lady Most Beautiful. Last Night Hen Love We Did Make.
Was I To Thee All Thy Satisfaction And Maybe A Little Bit More.
For You Are Truly As My Mother. Angelic, Never A Whore.
O Football Player, My Ivory Joy, To This Ebony Venus You Brought Pleasure.
My Cup Did Run Past Overflow, It Was Bliss full Sweetest Treasure."
"can I Just French Kiss You Naked In This Laundry Room, For Hours And Hours On End.
For Now My Darling Lovers We Are, No Longer Just Casual Friends."
And They Did Passion Kiss Right There On The Laundry Room Floor.
"o Lady, Come Live With Me. I'll Never Let You Down. Your Love And Passion Warms Me To My Core."
"i Will Come Live With You My Ivory Joy. You Are So Sweet And Kind.
I Will Be Yours For The Rest Of Your Life, And You Will Forever Be Mine.
And I will gladly and joyously accompany you, for the rest of our natural life.
As thy help meet, accompanying you prepetually, as your loving and beautiful wife.
Not only to you soccer games. But never to leave your side.
I love you, my darling Ivory Mars. Lovest Thou Me? Thy Future Bride?
O yes Nubia Venus I do love you. And I will gladly give you my name.
Your pleasure will be mine forever. But also I will feel your pain
