I feel so continental!

[glynndah]

I just got a long email written entirely in Italian. They are in desparate need of something, I'm just not sure what. I think I can get a salary and a magazine, too. Here's part of the Babelfish translation:

Subject line: Job
The Artistry di Midsession has need of a representative in Europe. This plan has been developed in a sense not to interest a your job puts into effect them neither not portargli some shape of the effort but in order to help them to take the cure of those additional costs. The Artistry di Midsession is transactions of the thats of the small enterprise within the varied one artistry of production works, like ansimare and the sculptures, also the planning of you weave them and of the woven one, majoring in the woven ones of Africa it appreciate the batik and alloy and is dyed. It has come to our acquaintance that is intervals a lot in the maneggiamento of deep the monetary ones that they enter from the customers, in the shapes of the controls of the cashiers, controls of the company and orders of moneies that are not ready cashable outside of europe.we neeed a representative who would help them in the elaboration of the payments from ours varies customers who enter on one base weekly magazine and salary.

 

[drksideofthemoon]

I just got a long email written entirely in Italian. They are in desparate need of something, I'm just not sure what. I think I can get a salary and a magazine, too. Here's part of the Babelfish translation:

Subject line: Job
The Artistry di Midsession has need of a representative in Europe. This plan has been developed in a sense not to interest a your job puts into effect them neither not portargli some shape of the effort but in order to help them to take the cure of those additional costs. The Artistry di Midsession is transactions of the thats of the small enterprise within the varied one artistry of production works, like ansimare and the sculptures, also the planning of you weave them and of the woven one, majoring in the woven ones of Africa it appreciate the batik and alloy and is dyed. It has come to our acquaintance that is intervals a lot in the maneggiamento of deep the monetary ones that they enter from the customers, in the shapes of the controls of the cashiers, controls of the company and orders of moneies that are not ready cashable outside of europe.we neeed a representative who would help them in the elaboration of the payments from ours varies customers who enter on one base weekly magazine and salary.

Some people have all the luck...

 

[glynndah]

Some people have all the luck...

I'm sure I'll need an assistant.

Second Part:
Here why we have decided to obtain a representative over in Europe here. If it is right with you; ALL THAT YOU MUST MAKE It is TO RECEIVE THIS the PAYMENTS From OUR CUSTOMERS IN DECLARES OTTENERGLI The EMBEDDED BANK WITHIN OF UR THEN DEDUCE UR PERCENTAGE (10% OF EVERY PAYMENT) And TO SEND the EQUILIBRIUM OVER To the FINANCE Of the COMPANY DIRECTOR VIA WESTERN UNION Or MONEYGRAM. Our payments will be published outside in your name as we it would inform our customers in order to make. Consequently particular following would be necessary: Your Name: Last name: Complete occupation of address telephone numbers: fax Sex: Date of the birth: therefore foward of latta it to to our customers and begins to carry out the payments to you like the representative of the company in Europe. I WILL Email YOU A LETTER OF OCCUPATION From OUR COMPANY WHO YOU MUST ANSWER WITH A LETTER OF ACCEPTANCE And An EXPLORED Copy Of YOUR IDENTIFICATION HAS FIXED TO IT NOT AS SOON AS WE CONFIRM ALL The PAYMENT THAT COMES To YOU THAT LASCEREMO TO KNOW THEM And WE WILL SUPPLY The INFORMATION IN ORDER TO TRANSMIT DEEP the MONETARY Ones To IT to the COMPANY. I ATTEND YOUR ANSWER URGENT. If you are interested I pray to obtain R-appena.possibile of new me via my alternated email: briansmith@representative.com

warmer Cares, Brian Smith

 

[neonlyte]

Subject line: Job
The Artistry di Midsession has need of a representative in Europe. This plan has been developed in a sense not to interest a your job puts into effect them neither not portargli some shape of the effort but in order to help them to take the cure of those additional costs. The Artistry di Midsession is transactions of the thats of the small enterprise within the varied one artistry of production works, like ansimare and the sculptures, also the planning of you weave them and of the woven one, majoring in the woven ones of Africa it appreciate the batik and alloy and is dyed. It has come to our acquaintance that is intervals a lot in the maneggiamento of deep the monetary ones that they enter from the customers, in the shapes of the controls of the cashiers, controls of the company and orders of moneies that are not ready cashable outside of europe.we neeed a representative who would help them in the elaboration of the payments from ours varies customers who enter on one base weekly magazine and salary.

Translation: Hey Sucker,
We'd like to pretend to give you a job. It works on the reverse commission basis. We will send full details once we are in receipt of your cheque, bank account number, pin card (for security reasons), and your house deeds.

You're lucky - mine are normally in Russian

 

[drksideofthemoon]

I'm sure I'll need an assistant.

Second Part:
Here why we have decided to obtain a representative over in Europe here. If it is right with you; ALL THAT YOU MUST MAKE It is TO RECEIVE THIS the PAYMENTS From OUR CUSTOMERS IN DECLARES OTTENERGLI The EMBEDDED BANK WITHIN OF UR THEN DEDUCE UR PERCENTAGE (10% OF EVERY PAYMENT) And TO SEND the EQUILIBRIUM OVER To the FINANCE Of the COMPANY DIRECTOR VIA WESTERN UNION Or MONEYGRAM. Our payments will be published outside in your name as we it would inform our customers in order to make. Consequently particular following would be necessary: Your Name: Last name: Complete occupation of address telephone numbers: fax Sex: Date of the birth: therefore foward of latta it to to our customers and begins to carry out the payments to you like the representative of the company in Europe. I WILL Email YOU A LETTER OF OCCUPATION From OUR COMPANY WHO YOU MUST ANSWER WITH A LETTER OF ACCEPTANCE And An EXPLORED Copy Of YOUR IDENTIFICATION HAS FIXED TO IT NOT AS SOON AS WE CONFIRM ALL The PAYMENT THAT COMES To YOU THAT LASCEREMO TO KNOW THEM And WE WILL SUPPLY The INFORMATION IN ORDER TO TRANSMIT DEEP the MONETARY Ones To IT to the COMPANY. I ATTEND YOUR ANSWER URGENT. If you are interested I pray to obtain R-appena.possibile of new me via my alternated email: briansmith@representative.com

warmer Cares, Brian Smith

Oh pick me...pick me...oh the possibilities of this venture...

 

[glynndah]

Oh pick me...pick me...oh the possibilities of this venture...

Yes, I particularily like the part about "transmitting deeply the monetary ones". That could be fun. I'm rather busy this afternoon. Feel free to email Brian and apply for the executive position yourself. I'm sure you'll do a fine job.

 

[drksideofthemoon]

Yes, I particularily like the part about "transmitting deeply the monetary ones". That could be fun. I'm rather busy this afternoon. Feel free to email Brian and apply for the executive position yourself. I'm sure you'll do a fine job.

Oh I'm there... ...the wealth...the fame....the bankruptcy....