i feel like posting today - talk to me

[Andreina]

please

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Post away!

 

[Guest]

Hi. Have to run here in minutes, but I'm sure there are others who will check in.

Good to see ya.

 

[hugo_sam]

please

Hello again Andreina
Thank you for posting on my music thread.
Please feel free to stop in anytime

Hugo

 

[Tom Collins]

Anything interesting going on in here?

 

[Andreina]

I'm just having a yoghurt for dinner. A vain attempt to lose weight so that the seats in the crammed planes are a bit more comfy.

 

[Andreina]

oh... and i fell in love with a guy who is out of my league

 

[Andreina]

i might be quitting my job because my boss is an utter asshole

 

[Andreina]

why is a blowjob called blowjob. you don't really blow all that much, but you rather suck... and swallow.

 

[Tom Collins]

why is a blowjob called blowjob. you don't really blow all that much, but you rather suck... and swallow.

Why is it called "giving head" when you're actually taking it?

 

[Andreina]

i think that the nobel price committee hasn't contacted me in a while. maybe i should attempt another phd dealing with the economy of elevator cleaning in large hotel chains. i'm sure that would make me finally a laureate.

 

[Andreina]

Why is it called "giving head" when you're actually taking it?

because a (wo)man offers his/her head...

 

[Tom Collins]

because a (wo)man offers his/her head...

If that's the case it should be called "giving mouth"...lol

 

[Andreina]

smartass.

i always thought that the phrase "a penny for your thoughts" was extremely rude. my thoughts are worth so much more.

 

[Tom Collins]

smartass.

i always thought that the phrase "a penny for your thoughts" was extremely rude. my thoughts are worth so much more.

Yes, well...the fraise originated in a time when pennies actually had considerable value. A couple of pennies could be an entire days pay.

And, Yes, I am a smartass.

 

[Andreina]

a guy once said to me "a rose for your thoughts" - i thought he was very romantic *sighs*

 

[Morpheus1981]

oh... and i fell in love with a guy who is out of my league

How so?

 

[carverII]

I think that you are just as bored as I am. Want to go ice-fishing? What about hang-gliding?

I just made homemade brownies and I can't eat them.

 

[Andreina]

How so?

he's handsome, i ain't. (no, honestly,... and no, I'm not fishing for compliments)
and he has a trophy girlfriend. oh - i don't think he knows i exist.

 

[Andreina]

I think that you are just as bored as I am. Want to go ice-fishing? What about hang-gliding?

I just made homemade brownies and I can't eat them.

ice-fishing sounds great, but i don't want to kill the fish. hang-gliding sounds like fun, too.
will fuck for chocolate. have wine, will travel.

 

[carverII]

ice-fishing sounds great, but i don't want to kill the fish. hang-gliding sounds like fun, too.
will fuck for chocolate. have wine, will travel.

Okay....Now that I know how to properly bribe you, let's see if this is do-able:

We can hang-glide into some quiet bay in Alaska. There we will have a ice-cabin waiting where we can do some ice-fishing with hookless lures. After a nice relaxing day of feeding the hungry fish, I willl bake some brie to be served on flat-bread spiced with onions and dried tomatoes. We will quench our thirst with the nice Pinot Gris that you have brought. After dinner, we will lie back in front of the fireplace while I hand feed you small morsels of my brownies and some strawberries.

 

[Andreina]

Okay....Now that I know how to properly bribe you, let's see if this is do-able:

We can hang-glide into some quiet bay in Alaska. There we will have a ice-cabin waiting where we can do some ice-fishing with hookless lures. After a nice relaxing day of feeding the hungry fish, I willl bake some brie to be served on flat-bread spiced with onions and dried tomatoes. We will quench our thirst with the nice Pinot Gris that you have brought. After dinner, we will lie back in front of the fireplace while I hand feed you small morsels of my brownies and some strawberries.

sounds good to me. i'll bring the appropriate music, too.

 

[carverII]

sounds good to me. i'll bring the appropriate music, too.

There is only one condition though....

 

[Andreina]

There is only one condition though....

...i will not kiss the fish or your neighbour.

 

[carverII]

...i will not kiss the fish or your neighbour.

Oh I'm not worried about any of that. I'm talented enough to keep your interest totally on what we are doing. I just want to know before hand if I'm going to get laid or not.