i feel like posting today - talk to me

[Andreina]

not today, hunny. i've got a headache.

 

[carverII]

not today, hunny. i've got a headache.

Story of my life. Want some asprin?

 

[Tom Collins]

Story of my life. Want some asprin?

Nice knickers, carver.

 

[Andreina]

i already took two ibuprofen.
i'll fuck you in my dreams, if that's okay with you.

 

[carverII]

i already took two ibuprofen.
i'll fuck you in my dreams, if that's okay with you.

Okay and I promise that I'll be worth it.

 

[carverII]

Nice knickers, carver.

Thank you.

 

[Andreina]

deal - and I'll leave my strap-on at home

 

[carverII]

deal - and I'll leave my strap-on at home

*comes to a complete screeching halt*

uhhhhh now wait a minute

 

[Andreina]

funny... that usually happens when i speak of "my strap-on"

 

[carverII]

funny... that usually happens when i speak of "my strap-on"

Want that I should wait out here until your headache is gone? I can wash the car, do the laundry and work on the lawn while your resting.

 

[Andreina]

i don't have a car - i don't even have a driving license (yes, in Europe you can exist happily without one) but you could do the laundry... and i like my bedsheets ironed too

 

[carverII]

i don't have a car - i don't even have a driving license (yes, in Europe you can exist happily without one) but you could do the laundry... and i like my bedsheets ironed too

Okay!

 

[Andreina]

thanx!

 

[carverII]

thanx!

Anything else I can do? Anything???

 

[Guest]

Wow

The things you can learn just by randomly reading posts.

 

[Andreina]

translate the economic forecast from english to german, the hedge fund review from german into english, and the concept for the new bangkok leisure center from german into english.

 

[Andreina]

The things you can learn just by randomly reading posts.

such as?

 

[TxRad]

Oh I'm not worried about any of that. I'm talented enough to keep your interest totally on what we are doing. I just want to know before hand if I'm going to get laid or not.

If the ice starts to melt i think you'll figure it out.....

 

[Guest]

For instance

That anyone still irons sheets, for instance. I thought only my mother did that, and then only in 1968. (with starch)

 

[Andreina]

That anyone still irons sheets, for instance. I thought only my mother did that, and then only in 1968. (with starch)

i love sleeping in crisp sheets.... ironed with just a hint of starch.... wonderful feeling

 

[Guest]

Smooth Sheets

I just go for the high thread count and put them on straight from the dryer -- before the cats can get to them, preferably.

For no reason at all, I just thought about why I can't imagine having sex on the beach. Sand. Sand is bad.

 

[Guest]

Oh, and CarverII?

That's some very impressive...um...underwear you have there.

Yep.


Underwear.

 

[Andreina]

I just go for the high thread count and put them on straight from the dryer -- before the cats can get to them, preferably.

For no reason at all, I just thought about why I can't imagine having sex on the beach. Sand. Sand is bad.

I only said that I love sleeping in ironed sheets... I didn't say that iron them. I'm waaaaaay too lazy for that. I only iron the most necessary stuff.

Sex on the beach is not nearly as romantic as people think... the sand really does get in every nook and crannie and having an internal vaginal peeling isn't all that wonderful. Anal peeling isn't exciting either. Eating sand only seems to be fun when you are an infant.

 

[Guest]

Youbetcha

Yeah, I live in one of those places where there are a lot of beaches -- in fact, we don't so much have dirt as we have varieties of sand that plants occasionally can grow in. Considering how uncomfortable sand is when it lands in the crotch of your swim suit, I just prefer not to imagine anything else.

As for nude swimming, there are some places I just don't want a sunburn. And I do sunburn.

I don't iron sheets, either. Right now there is a basket full of ironing I'm ignoring. I'm thinking of tossing it into the dryer again with a wet cloth and just hanging it up and dealing with it.

 

[Andreina]

i don't even have a tumble dryer, i just hang them on the banister in my appartement. looks especially sexy when my winter knickers are drying there and i get unexpected visitors.