I feel like playing Lit Matchmaker...

[Nora]

Well then hurry your ass up and catch up with me. It's lonely at the bottom of heap.

Now Max, you know I'm always right behind you. How else would I be able to keep my eyes on your ass? *smiles sweetly*


Have a good one, StV =)

 

[Guest]

 

[Eumenides]

Well then hurry your ass up and catch up with me. It's lonely at the bottom of heap.

I thought men liked to be on bottom.

 

[Eumenides]

Yeah I wouldnt mind having you help me find a match. But I have to admit I am kind of confused on what kind of info I am supposed to send you

Are you romantic?

 

[Eumenides]

Okay, Eumenides, give me a spin. I'm fairly virginistic when it comes to litzens.

Looking for: Openminded, adventurous man that don't play mind games or the jealous card.


Do you need more?

Lemme think for a while...There are so many men to wade through. I still owe Lilminx a match, too...*sigh* Matchmaking requires bar graphs and careful calculation.

 

[Eumenides]

Ok, I'm working on two more matches. In the meantime, PMs or posts regarding how fabulous my matchup skills are are definitely in order.

 

[Nora]

Emoodie, don't quit your dayjob, love.

 

[Eumenides]

Emoodie, don't quit your dayjob, love.

edited cuz emoodie doesn't do venom

 

[Summery]

did i mention that 'Plan B' was my middle name?

and I always hated my parents for that...up until now

This could be the beginning, of a beautiful Plan B.

 

[Eumenides]

Ok, this was a worse idea than I can imagine. Consider me fired.

 

[Saint Valentine]

Ok, this was a worse idea than I can imagine. Consider me fired.

Quitter.

 

[lilminx]

Ok, this was a worse idea than I can imagine. Consider me fired.

Damnit- I thought you were going to find me the Lit love of my life.

 

[nasty1]

Oh. Do me,(literally, please, lol.) The only matchup I'll be getting in my lifetime.

 

[miles]

Matchmaking is BAD. Please trust me in this, darling Yente.

"Yente, Yente, Yente!"

The goyim won't understand.

 

[Guest]

 

[Nora]

"Yente, Yente, Yente!"

The goyim won't understand.

I think eumenides actually self-referenced as Yente in the first couple of posts.


But drama teachers don't count.

 

[Eumenides]

Quitter.

When they start crumbling around on your feet...you quit.

 

[Eumenides]

Damnit- I thought you were going to find me the Lit love of my life.

If I were a fortune teller, I would say that you've already met him.

 

[Dillinger]

So we've got to start with newbies, then? Valerianne is a sweet thang.

Well? Where's this babe you promised me?

 

[Eumenides]

Well? Where's this babe you promised me?

Didn't you see I gave up my gig? Long hours, no thanks, and all the blame.

 

[LordMagicMan]

You must pm me with interests and sexual perversions. I've always wanted to play Yente.

Do me do me.... you should remember mine....

 

[Dillinger]

Didn't you see I gave up my gig? Long hours, no thanks, and all the blame.

Nope - you had the gig when you made the promise. You owe me. In exchange for my lack of said babe - I get you instead. Make sure you wear fishnets.

 

[Eumenides]

Nope - you had the gig when you made the promise. You owe me. In exchange for my lack of said babe - I get you instead. Make sure you wear fishnets.

The sign above my door:

http://www.burtonsigns.com/images/product/G-76.gif

Sorry, dude.

 

[Dillinger]

The sign above my door:

http://www.burtonsigns.com/images/product/G-76.gif

Sorry, dude.

I'm calling the Better Business Bureau on you!

 

[Eumenides]

I'm calling the Better Business Bureau on you!

Go ahead. I didn't take anything in return.