I feel like helping ....

[MissTaken]

Geesh!

I am in such a nurturing state of mind.

So, rather than jumping around adding bits and pieces of help and guidance on the boards, maybe some of you want to find me here?

Me or anyone else who feels like a mentor/nurturer/spreader of good will!

Geesh!

I wonder if I need some insulin or something today

 

[Guest]

 

[MissTaken]

Hmmmm

are you flirting with me, Hanns?

 

[Jean Val Jean]

I have a personality disorder...

 

[Jean Val Jean]

I can't tell anymore. Am I Hanns? Raw? The master of hundreds of workers who all look to me...

No, that's REDWAVE.

I'm pretty clear on that issue!

 

[MissTaken]

*snickers*

I KNOW you aren't Raw Humor!



Now, this mulitple personality disorder of yours...

Each time a new persona appears, take the nearest hammer (a cast iron frying pan will do in a pinch), hit yourself really heard between the eyes.

Eventually the voices will stop.

I promise!

 

[MissTaken]

I can't tell anymore. Am I Hanns? Raw? The master of hundreds of workers who all look to me...

No, that's REDWAVE.

I'm pretty clear on that issue!

There can be only ONE master!

*smirks*

 

[JazzManJim]

You know, I was going to say that you didn't have the advanced degree nor the access to heavy psycotropic drugs it would require to help these guys.

But with that hammer thing? You do have enough to help.

 

[Jean Val Jean]

Good gawd everything looks fuzzy.

You know how hard it is to hit yourself BETWEEN the eyes?

I ducked. Now I have 20/0 vision...

 

[MissTaken]

You know, I was going to say that you didn't have the advanced degree nor the access to heavy psycotropic drugs it would require to help these guys.

But with that hammer thing? You do have enough to help.

It is called "making do!"

*waves at the jimster*

 

[MissTaken]

Good gawd everything looks fuzzy.

You know how hard it is to hit yourself BETWEEN the eyes?

I ducked. Now I have 20/0 vision...

Hmm well you didn't do it correctly if you are still awake!

 

[Rubyfruit]

I could use a full-body massage, followed by a seaweed wrap and salt scrub. After that, I'd like a facial and a manicure/pedicure.

 

[MissTaken]

I could use a full-body massage, followed by a seaweed wrap and salt scrub. After that, I'd like a facial and a manicure/pedicure.

Come a little closer,

Lie on your tummy...

There, that's it!




Hmmm actually, I like the sound of this. Let's find a spa and spend the day!

 

[Jean Val Jean]

Make damn sure she leaves the hammer at home...

 

[RawHumor]

I KNOW you aren't Raw Humor!

I'm glad I don't have to explain his joke to everyone.



Thanks MissT!

 

[lorddragonwolf]

*snickers*

I KNOW you aren't Raw Humor!



Now, this mulitple personality disorder of yours...

Each time a new persona appears, take the nearest hammer (a cast iron frying pan will do in a pinch), hit yourself really heard between the eyes.

Eventually the voices will stop.

I promise!

hey now i know who you are you are the advice columnist from the star. the one who gives all the good advice and ripps people feelings apart.

just kidding.

 

[MissTaken]

I'm glad I don't have to explain his joke to everyone.



Thanks MissT!

hey!

No problem.....

I just can't say how I know, as it might have something to do with pms from months past!

 

[MissTaken]

hey now i know who you are you are the advice columnist from the star. the one who gives all the good advice and ripps people feelings apart.

just kidding.

It's called Tough Love, babe!

 

[lorddragonwolf]

i guess you could have told him to connect jumper cables to his balls and then to the car battery.

 

[MissTaken]

i guess you could have told him to connect jumper cables to his balls and then to the car battery.

For some, that would constitute a frontal lobotomy?




(I like how you think!)

 

[penguindance]

 

[RawHumor]

hey!

No problem.....

I just can't say how I know, as it might have something to do with pms from months past!

From me or from AJ?

 

[MissTaken]

Re: Re: I feel like helping ....

((hugs))

Just wanted to say hi honey. I'm always up for a good nurturing.

Hi there!

Long time no see.

Hmm nurturing?

Well I feel like cooking. Perhaps some hot soup adn fresh bread. A side salad and a hot bath afterwards?

 

[penguindance]