I Feel Like Breaking Shit.

[pointless]

I really do. I got some old furniture in the garage and i gotta fucking hammer. I need to smash something! GIVE ME SOMETHING TO KILL!!!

 

[RosevilleCAguy]

Wow.

That would be pointless.

 

[badasschick]

Dr. Banner?

 

[pointless]

pointless, but fun.

 

[aly*]

all of the above

I like to break plates. They make a nice ruckus.

 

[lilminx]

Not so sure about the breaking shit. However, I just wanted to tell you that one of your previous avatars reminded me of a big floating avocado.

 

[bad kitty]

I really do. I got some old furniture in the garage and i gotta fucking hammer. I need to smash something! GIVE ME SOMETHING TO KILL!!!

Actually you should donate it to Good Will Or the Salvation Army. Bash something else, something really useless.

 

[pointless]

Re: all of the above

I like to break plates. They make a nice ruckus.

i've done that and it is great fun.

 

[Guest]

I have a collection of old china in the basement. I smah one plate per paddy. It's very therapeutic.

 

[pointless]

Not so sure about the breaking shit. However, I just wanted to tell you that one of your previous avatars reminded me of a big floating avocado.

glad you noticed. but i believe it was a floating rock.

 

[pointless]

I have a collection of old china in the basement. I smah one plate per paddy. It's very therapeutic.

isn't it though? i always feel so relaxed and calm.

 

[Guest]

Reminds me of a Limp Bizkit song.

 

[lilminx]

glad you noticed. but i believe it was a floating rock.

I figured that it was a rock, but when I glanced at it, "big floating avocado" came to mind. I liked it in a surreal way.

 

[aly*]

I happen to be an advanced plate smasher. I break them in the bath tub. I find this nicely exaggerates the smashing sound and makes cleaning up a snap!

 

[pointless]

Reminds me of a Limp Bizkit song.

take it back!!

 

[Lost Cause]

Dr. David Banner......

Take a sledge hammer to some 2X4s propped up against a stone wall. It's great fun, and it sounds like breaking femurs!
Arrrr! Arrr! Gronk feel good, gronk happy!

 

[fond of facials]

I'd like to smash sombody's head right now. One person in particular. Nobody here by the way.

 

[pointless]

I happen to be an advanced plate smasher. I break them in the bath tub. I find this nicely exaggerates the smashing sound and makes cleaning up a snap!

i've actually done that.

 

[pointless]

I'd like to smash sombody's head right now. One person in particular. Nobody here by the way.

go break their stuff instead.

 

[fond of facials]

hmmmmm

 

[aly*]

i've actually done that.

Then you, too, are an advanced plate smasher!!

someday i will learn how to use commas. just not today.

 

[pointless]

let's start a club!!

 

[aly*]

"wanna join my club? it's for special people..."

Totally!

 

[pointless]

what'll we call it?

 

[aly*]

somethin mysterious. i'll have to think on it. can we wear fezes?!