I feel incredibly stupid right now

[KillerMuffin]

The StudMuffin discovered the joys of "sale" the other day and purchased three cases of Diet Mountain Dew. So we have a lot of it in the fridge. *yech*

Anyway, I'd rather drink *yech* than tapwater, so I've been drinking them for the past week.

I find out, oh, three minutes ago that the damned things have caffiene in them. I am now in the throes of a caffiene headache.

Mountain Dew is practically synonomous with caffiene.

Someone tell me their stupid person trick so I can feel better about myself.

Please.

 

[metal_minx]

The StudMuffin discovered the joys of "sale" the other day and purchased three cases of Diet Mountain Dew. So we have a lot of it in the fridge. *yech*

Anyway, I'd rather drink *yech* than tapwater, so I've been drinking them for the past week.

I find out, oh, three minutes ago that the damned things have caffiene in them. I am now in the throes of a caffiene headache.

Mountain Dew is practically synonomous with caffiene.

Someone tell me their stupid person trick so I can feel better about myself.

Please.

do i have to say a word? lol

 

[Calamity Jane]

I warned my 5 year old that I was turning on the electric fence, and to make sure she didn't touch it. I plugged it in, walked over to the gate, and leaned against the fence to pick up my pliers. The fence works.

Feel better?

 

[alexandraaah]

I had a class on Monday that I could've sworn was on Tuesday...but it wasn't.

I went to get my driver's license today and waited in a Chicago State Facility line for eons and didn't have my SS card, which I've never had ever, ever, ever, no matter how many people disagree with me.

I can't get my license renewed without my SS card and I can't get my SS card without my license or state ID, which I also can't get without an SS card.

Herm, I know there's more, so much more pathetic drivel about my existence, but there's a starting point for ya, MuffBurger.

Try 3 Advil and lots of water.

 

[Guest]

 

[alexandraaah]

Oh yeah, while we're on the topic, I referred to Chicago as a state up there.

Sheesh.

 

[kiwiwolf]

Someone tell me their stupid person trick so I can feel better about myself.

Please.

I just read the collected posts of HighSchoolJock... I end up feeling like a god damned genius...

 

[metal_minx]

ok i got one.

one day i was really bored...(dont a lot of these stories start out this way?) i wanted to put my hair in twists and i couldnt find any gel or hairspray so finally i decided to use vasoline...not too smart. well i twisted my hair into many strands, coated with petroluem jelly..needless to say when i went to wash it it didnt come out...eventually i had to wash it 11 times with dishsoap to cut through the grease and then condition it because it was so dry and brittle after that. i felt like such a moron.

 

[Raina]

Once I locked my keys in my car. Jumped through the hoops of calling the insurance company to have them send someone to unlock it. Waited half an hour for the locksmith.

When the locksmith and I got outside we discovered that the passenger side window was more than halfway down. He just reached inside and flipped the unlock button.

Not one of my better moments.

 

[alexandraaah]

I warned my 5 year old that I was turning on the electric fence, and to make sure she didn't touch it. I plugged it in, walked over to the gate, and leaned against the fence to pick up my pliers. The fence works.

Feel better?

That got an out loud *chuckle* from draaah. Bravo!

 

[riff]

I once ignored the change oil light on my car until it didn't work anymore.

Then I billed the repair to my Discover Card, and paid the rent with my Discover Card too.

That was pretty stupid.

 

[nasty]

All I have to say, is, Diet Dew actually suprised me. It actually tastes like regular,(to me, anyway.) Oh. And, 1 last thing, did you really need this experience to realize you're stupid? Love ya, Muffy.

 

[kiwiwolf]

- you feel stoopid rite now ?
-give yerself some credit girl.
-you have been stupid all yer life lololol

Here ya go KM... now THIS is stupid. Yayati makes even HSJ look bright

 

[Purple Haze]

I recited Shakespeare for KillerMuffin, and she thought I was trying to bone Swedish Chef.

 

[solid_]

Swallowing a pull ring from a coca cola can that had broke off and fell inside the can.

 

[Megameg]

Long story short, my husband left the car running with the door open...all night.

 

[nasty]

We all do stupid shit. It's what makes us human. Sorry. That's the best I can do. I can't remember how long ago I did something stupid was. I'm PERFECT!!!!!

 

[Dillinger]

Very heavily caffeinated - I'm surprised you didn't know that. Mountain Dew is the drink of choice for programmers and hackers who do late nights.

In fact - that's how the Code Red Virus got its name. Have you seen "Mountain Dew Code Red" - when the Virus came out and the "white hats" (good guys) at SANS Institute were working on a fix they were up all night drinking "Mountain Dew Code Red" - when it came time to give the virus a name... well, you get the idea.

 

[Calamity Jane]

That got an out loud *chuckle* from draaah. Bravo!

Anything to help.

Should I tell you about the time I went to duck under it and touched it with the frame of my glasses? I could smell my hair singe.

Or the other day when I was going out to the pasture to worm the horses and I ducked under the fence... only I didn't duck low enough... and it caught me across my back. My knees buckled and it took me at least a minute to even figure out what had happened.

No one has ever accused me of being terribly bright.

 

[glamorilla]

Usually when I'm dating two guys at the same time and I get busted they end up dating each other.

 

[Calamity Jane]

I could tell you about the time I watched my car drive itself into the carport.

 

[sunstruck]

I once considered the idea the yoyotwat may actually be a human being. I win.

 

[His_kitty]

When my son was 3 years old, I locked us out of my car. Finally a kind hearted passerby used a coat hanger and unlocked the passenger door.

After thanking the man for his help, I placed my son in his car seat. Closed the door, then suddenly realized that not only had I not gotten my keys out, or unlocked my side, and for the second time in one day I'd locked myself out of my car. Even worse, this time I'd managed to lock my child in as well.

Thankfully my son was a little Houdini, he unbuckled himself from his seat. Of course he had to torture his mother for five minutes by giggling and staring at me, before unlocking the door.

 

[nasty]

I once considered the idea the yoyotwat may actually be a human being. I win.

DING!!!!!!! DING!!!!! DING!!!!!!!!! Tell her what she wins, Johnny.

 

[Weird Harold]

I find out, oh, three minutes ago that the damned things have caffiene in them. I am now in the throes of a caffiene headache.

FWIW, I suspect you don't have a caffiene headache, but a NutraSweet (tm) headache.

I don't get headaches from caffiene unless it because of withdrawal. Nutrasweet(tm) on the other hand will cause a very similar headache from just a small taste.

Stupid Human Trick:

I let my truck roll back tomake room to open the passenger door. Unfortuiantely, I had the driver's side door open part way and caught the support post of the carport right on the latch of tthe door.

Car doors do not latch securlely when they're four inches narrower than originally manufactured.