I don't really know you well at all, 'cept from here. Can I fuck you? Huh? Can I?

[JazzManJim]

Aww..c'mon! Pleeeeease! I'll be good at it!

Look! References! Printed big! On a postage stamp!

 

[T.H. Oughts]

Sweetie, write the most romantic poem you have ever written and I'm sure you will get plenty of offers

 

[Wiggles]

(This is just my initial reaction..give me time to think)

 

[seXieleXie]

how soon can you be here?

 

[Todd-'o'-Vision]

Aww..c'mon! Pleeeeease! I'll be good at it!

Look! References! Printed big! On a postage stamp!

Um, nope, nad, not a chance.

sorry jim but I don't swinga thata way

 

[Gilly Bean]

Jazzy, I would, but you were only interested in MissTaken in the other thread, so I counted my eggs while I was ahead, and made a cake instead.

 

[Elizabeth]

References, huh? I can't pass up a man with refrences.

 

[seXieleXie]

Jazzy, I would, but you were only interested in MissTaken in the other thread, so I counted my eggs while I was ahead, and made a cake instead.

you mixed so many metaphores there that my head actually exploded

 

[lilfrk]

Aww..c'mon! Pleeeeease! I'll be good at it!

Look! References! Printed big! On a postage stamp!

Only if you promise to tie me up and hurt me just a little.

 

[Cibo]

I don't think so Jim...and no you can't have my bud light either.

 

[PainSlut]

Aww..c'mon! Pleeeeease! I'll be good at it!

Look! References! Printed big! On a postage stamp!

When you put it that way what girl could say no??

 

[Harbinger]

Before we go any further, there's something you need to know. My Avatar, is, well, this is so embarrassing, it's an actual photograph of me. I'm kind of skinny, and I have a rather large hole in my head. I wanted to be completely honest, because that's the foundation of a good online relationship, don't you think? I hope you are still interested.

 

[MissTaken]

Oh my God, Harbinger!

I am laughing at the pc and my kids think I am certifiable!

 

[Harbinger]

Then my work here is done.

Now I'm off to the Menstrual Hut to get someone to spray Pepsi out her nose.

 

[MissTaken]

I am right behind you Harbinger!

 

[cymbidia]

I hate to disillusion anyone here but i've actually seen Harbinger and besides being witty and kind and intelligent and generally sexy (for all that he's happily taken), he's damn good-looking.

I'm selling pics.

 

[Harbinger]

Ok, I was bluffing about the Hut. I have too much respect for the Feminine Mysteries to desecrate it with my maleness. That, and I have an allergic reaction to shallow graves.













But if you go there, you can spread the word that Proctor & Gamble is coming out with cup-shaped leaves in Plus Size. Good news!

 

[MissTaken]

ROFL!

Well, I will let you know if anything juicy happens in there....


or NOT!

 

[Harbinger]

I hate to disillusion anyone here but i've actually seen Harbinger and besides being witty and kind and intelligent and generally sexy (for all that he's happily taken), he's damn good-looking.

I'm selling pics.

cymbidia, why would you want to throw your reputation for honesty away on such an obvious lie? They know I'm not intelligent!

 

[Guest]

Jimmie...

 

[lilfrk]

Ok, I was bluffing about the Hut. I have too much respect for the Feminine Mysteries to desecrate it with my maleness. That, and I have an allergic reaction to shallow graves.













But if you go there, you can spread the word that Proctor & Gamble is coming out with cup-shaped leaves in Plus Size. Good news!

I saw that commercial! Maxi pads for Fat Chics...too cool! I'm a happy camper.

 

[MidnightAngel]

Aww..c'mon! Pleeeeease! I'll be good at it!

Look! References! Printed big! On a postage stamp!

Ohh, I thought you'd never ask, Jim!

Psst...over here....in the corner....quick, before all the other ladies steal you!

 

[JazzManJim]

Wow...oh the love!

Okay...where to begin? leXie..you know I adore you, but your head exploded (Gee, thanks Eenie Meenie Gilly Beanie!!)! Still....I could make the best of it.

Harbinger...that hole in your head just gives more places for fun, now doesn't it?

MissTaken...then you ran off with another man <sigh!>

MidnightAngel. Rowwrrrr! Though, as I recall, you've a man who'd pound me into paste if I didn't KO him from the all-concealing darkness from behind with Mike Tyson!

And you guy guys...you know I wasn't offering to you, right? I'm not quite that desperate...yet. Though..see me in a week.

lilfrk...so you read my postings int he BDSM thread, right? Careful what you ask for.

 

[dangergirl]

BDSM thread?

You almost had me until I thought BDSM=pain.

 

[JazzManJim]

Sweetie, write the most romantic poem you have ever written and I'm sure you will get plenty of offers

Okey Dokey. Here it is.

Here I sit upon a stump.
Come and kiss me, Sugarlump!