I don't own a gun
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Wrong Element
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chillywilly2
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They are barely fucking hidden...could not be considered concealed weapons
BotanyBoy
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You should put a sign up next to the road in front of your house so everyone knows....
LMFAO!!! Ohhh that was funny as hell man....
pink
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My two big dogs will let you know.
pink
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I strongly advise it.
You don' want to get frisked every time you step out the front door, do you?
You'd never get anything done.
PoppingTom
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We're here to look after your dogs!
Dog control, if you know what I mean.
Automatic dogs are forbidden.
Sorry, I think we have to take the dogs away!
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pink
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and here I thought you liked me?
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He just means that you're supposed to share the bazookas with everyone.
pink
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Oh good lord, they are already plastered all over the board. I am a sharing kind of gal.
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LiFeNdEaTh
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I realize you're not feeling very well.
Otherwise you would have suggested a 'DICtatorship'.
KyleW
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oh so you want to stick your dick in her tatorship!
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Only if I can pass the mental health tests first.
KyleW
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You just set off the crazy bat signal. Someone is coming to post shortly about how IQ tests will have nothing to do with that.
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Does emotional IQ count?
KyleW
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If it did, 90% of this forum could never own a gun.
MissMaidenMinx
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*sings* And I swear that I don't have a gun. No I don't have a gun. No I don't have a gun.
LiFeNdEaTh
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..lol
TonyClifton
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Why would you advertise on the internet that you don't own a gun?
You are just inviting someone into your house to kill you and your children.
Don't you read the newspaper?
