I don't mind newbies, I just wish they wouldn't be so fucking stupid.

[Simply Me]

Damn, tough crowd. Maybe there should be a list of guidelines that people should follow, just to make sure that others are always pleasantly entertained and amused.


And such is Lit. You gotta love it.

 

[alexandraaah]

It is my experience that all people are stupid, and I have spent my life trying to adapt to thier stupidity. So far I have failed to do so, but I keep trying everyday. It's tough living in this world when I am the only perfect person I know. So I can understand why you started this thread.

Now this is a newbie with a sense of humor!

 

[Minkey Boodle]

I'm a smart-ish newbie.

Don't laugh at my pants.

 

[Guest]

I see stupid people.
They're everywhere.
They act like they don't even know they're dumb.

And they all post here...

 

[Effigy]

I'm a smart-ish newbie.

Don't laugh at my pants.

If only I could sse them

Draah, thankyou

The most annoying thing for me was she had a thread started on the same page when they were posting.

 

[brinkeedinkee]

Good. Then they can earn their place here with the rest of us who've been here since before Laurel and Manu were born and we had to wait three days for someone to answer a post because the only other person here was DCL.

Duh.

(((((((BITCH)))))))))

 

[mime_kitty]

I'm sorry, but your sigline has exceeded maximum size for someone with less than 100 posts (i.e. newbie)...please re-adjust

but seriously...

yes, but is it time for pancakes yet?

 

[acacia]

Good. Then they can earn their place here with the rest of us who've been here since before Laurel and Manu were born and we had to wait three days for someone to answer a post because the only other person here was DCL.

Duh.

So sad, so bitter and just a little pathetic.

 

[Lasher]

So sad, so bitter and just a little pathetic.

You just need to lighten up a bit. Maybe no one's noticed yet...

 

[Effigy]

Ohhh Lash, that IS apathetic.

 

[Angel]

You just need to lighten up a bit. Maybe no one's noticed yet...

Apparently they don't understand joking around either.

Tsk.

 

[Minkey Boodle]

I poured my heart into these pants. The scars are still visible on my funbags.

I'm going to start a clique.

 

[Daedalus77]

Dang those newbies. They should know better than to post before their post count reaches 500.

 

[acacia]

You just need to lighten up a bit. Maybe no one's noticed yet...

But everyone’s noticed you lash, you’re so cool, so OLD,

 

[acacia]

Dang those newbies. They should know better than to post before their post count reaches 500.

I know, I feel soooooo disgusted

 

[JerseyBoy]

Apparently they don't understand joking around either.

Tsk.

you have the wrong av for joking ms. seriouslooking bring back the pixie

 

[acacia]

Apparently they don't understand joking around either.

Tsk.

I am so sorry, you have a sense of humour? It wasn't evident so I assumed it didn't exist.



This is really pathetic isn't it but fun in a really pathetic sense

 

[Angel]

you have the wrong av for joking ms. seriouslooking bring back the pixie

If someone finds me a birthday av for tomorrow, I'll wear it.

 

[JerseyBoy]

If someone finds me a birthday av for tomorrow, I'll wear it.

i'd like to help you create a birthday suit av

p.s. happy birthday in advance...

 

[Angel]

i'd like to help you create a birthday suit av

p.s. happy birthday in advance...

Thanks. I'll be spending it at work.

LOL.

 

[Lasher]

lash, you’re so cool

That's the first thing you've said that makes sense.


(everyone else please excuse my Lancian editing, lol. Thanks.)

 

[KillerMuffin]

Oh my fucking gawd the irony.

 

[psychobetty]

That, or it takes a while for them to warm up.

I'm skeptical today, though, so I'll stick with the stupid theory.

Yeah, it's pretty much the stupid thing. I include myself.

 

[Guest]

Now, remember, boys and girls . . .


we were all newbies at some point in our lives.

 

[weed]

Now, remember, boys and girls . . .


we were all newbies at some point in our lives.

No, no...say it isn't so!!!

*sniff*


I feel so old.