I don't believe you

[KyleW]

You blog/post shit for attention. Your story changes too often. You're with so and so, now someone else. Your job fluctuates often. You have ties to special shit that somehow makes you "interesting." Or so you think.

People lap it up. I don't know how or why. It's obviously faked. Or at least a good portion is. But otherwise intelligent people act as if they believe you. It's just all too well designed to get you attention. Be it good or bad. LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME

I believe you. I don't like you. I need to get rid of you

 

[glynndah]

You blog/post shit for attention. Your story changes too often. You're with so and so, now someone else. Your job fluctuates often. You have ties to special shit that somehow makes you "interesting." Or so you think.

People lap it up. I don't know how or why. It's obviously faked. Or at least a good portion is. But otherwise intelligent people act as if they believe you. It's just all too well designed to get you attention. Be it good or bad. LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME

I believe you. I don't like you. I need to get rid of you

It's the Flying Monkeys, isn't it?

 

[Sean]

Is this a Metallica song?

 

[doctor_insanus]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=64z-hP8bll4

 

[KyleW]

Is this a Metallica song?

No but we all know this person, everyone has one or more

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

This is about you, isn't it?

 

[pink]

You have something against Hondas?


I'm hurt.

 

[KyleW]

You have something against Hondas?


I'm hurt.

I have nothing against anything you say or do or buy.

 

[pink]

I have nothing against anything you say or do or buy.

Oh good, cause the car is really cute.

 

[Lorilei]

Shaddup! I don't lie 'bout nothin' important.

Also...put the wife on!

 

[Saint Peter]

You old goat!

Put the wife on.

 

[Tryharder62]

 

[Colonel Hogan]

What's so hard to believe about a POW with a sexual addiction problem? You're just jealous because you didn't have your own TV show.

 

[SeaDaddy1]

Duh! So you like totally used a grodie wash cloth? Like what-ever. You want me to use that hoe bath leftover now? As if.

 

[KRCummings]

People are liars. It's annoying but it's life. My dad always said to never ever lie and if he caught you in a lie he'd hand out a whoopin'. Then he cheated on my mom. Of course to my knowledge he never lied about it so...

Where was I? Oh, yeah liars. Fuck 'em. Nobody cares if you're not rich or hot or President of the Universe and let's face it you're never going to be anyway. You work a shit job, you're ugly and the Universe hates you.

 

[Disgustipated]

The singer of STP sucks.

 

[Kruge]

People are liars. It's annoying but it's life. My dad always said to never ever lie and if he caught you in a lie he'd hand out a whoopin'. Then he cheated on my mom. Of course to my knowledge he never lied about it so...

Where was I? Oh, yeah liars. Fuck 'em. Nobody cares if you're not rich or hot or President of the Universe and let's face it you're never going to be anyway. You work a shit job, you're ugly and the Universe hates you.

But...given your premise, how do we know you are not being a liar now?

 

[CHNOPS]

The good part about not having a job is that no one can ever say your job sucks.

 

[KRCummings]

But...given your premise, how do we know you are not being a liar now?

You don't. Life's a bitch like that.

 

[Kruge]

You don't. Life's a bitch like that.

Yeah...but still not as big a bitch as my ex *shrugs*

 

[CHNOPS]

Wife jokes are my thing.

Get your own thing.

 

[SeaDaddy1]

The singer of STP sucks.

And that's why I never buy an STP oil filter that sings.

 

[LiFeNdEaTh]

hahah

 

[KyleW]

The singer of STP sucks.

So true.