I DON'T apologize!

[brokenbrainwave]

I have the dvisional rivalry thing going with Denver, but you have to admire any team that plays well consistently. They gotta work on thier line though, or its not going to matter who they get to QB.

yeah they are a little short in a couple of areas. That super bowl run is still taking cap casualties it would seem. Plus some draft choices have been very questionable.

 

[A Desert Rose]

Here's something to make all you fellas smile.... well, most of you fellas.

 

[Tungwagger]

And don't forget that Tampa bay now has Gruden, who knows the weaknesses of the Raiders...

But I still think the Raiders will pull it off...too close to home, therefore a home field advantage.

 

[Tungwagger]

Here's something to make all you fellas smile.... well, most of you fellas.

My God!!! I swear it was winking at me!!!

 

[A Desert Rose]

You are welcome. ;-)

 

[RosevilleCAguy]

And don't forget that Tampa bay now has Gruden, who knows the weaknesses of the Raiders...

But I still think the Raiders will pull it off...too close to home, therefore a home field advantage.

I dunno about that. This is not your Chuckies Raiders.

What is more critical, in my opinion, is how well Gruden and Callahan know each other.

If I was the Raiders, given Tampa's notorious middle softness against the run, and the fact that they are expecting a passing attack, my first offensive set would feature Zack Crockett right up the middle.

 

[Tungwagger]

I dunno about that. This is not your Chuckies Raiders.

What is more critical, in my opinion, is how well Gruden and Callahan know each other.

If I was the Raiders, given Tampa's notorious middle softness against the run, and the fact that they are expecting a passing attack, my first offensive set would feature Zack Crockett right up the middle.

I said I think the Raiders will pull it off...

My only hope is that it's a good, hard-fought game on both sides..

But we still have to take into account the nearly 150 yards a game the Raiders are penalized...

 

[Tungwagger]

You are welcome. ;-)

I'm wondering if her name is "little pink riding hood"....<slurp>

 

[Problem Child]

And don't forget that Tampa bay now has Gruden, who knows the weaknesses of the Raiders...

The Raiders are not stupid. One of the reasons they have made it this far is that they are constantly revamping their gameplan...they introduce and incredible number of new plays and formations every weak.

Gruden knows the individual strengths and weaknesses of their players that were there last year, but the gameplan is entirely new.

 

[REDWAVE]

Riding Hood retold

While she was walking through the woods to Grandma's house (to engage in hot lesbian sex with her, natch), Little Red Riding Hood was suddenly accosted by the Big Bad Wolf. He said "I'm going to pull your little red panties down, and fuck your little red pussy to death!"

She gasped at first, then whipped out a gun, put it to the wolf's head, forced him down on his knees, and hiked up her skirt, revealing that her pussy hairs were indeed red, but she wasn't wearing any panties.

"No," she said. "You're going to eat me like it says in the book!"

 

[RosevilleCAguy]

I said I think the Raiders will pull it off...

But we still have to take into account the nearly 150 yards a game the Raiders are penalized...

I agree. 1/3 of the Titan's first downs were by penalty. If it hadn't of been for those, and some dropped passes, it would have been 50 to 10.

I think they will play cleaner ball.

If they do draw lots of yellow flags, the one thing you can say about Oakland is that they don't seem to be bothered by penalties. Some team just completly self destruct.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

How to Improve That Joke 101

"And then Little Red Riding Hood says to the wolf, 'No! You're going to eat me like it says in the book!"

You're welcome.

 

[REDWAVE]

Way to go, guys and gal!

Football, porn, a dash of politics, even a little flaming-- this thread has it all.

 

[RawHumor]

Re: Way to go, guys and gal!

Football, porn, a dash of politics, even a little flaming-- this thread has it all.

Actually it was lacking a little Cartman, but I'm here now.

 

[REDWAVE]

About time!

I was wondering when you would show up, you douche! I nominate you for Biggest Douchebag in the Universe!


How ya doin' there, Cartman? If you come to Vegas, I promise to be your cock slave for one night. Please, may I suck your cock, master?



But you'll have to wear a cock ring and buy me a slave collar and a new pair of kneepads. The old one's worn out.

 

[RawHumor]

Wow.

Now that's the RED-carpet treatment.

 

[REDWAVE]

Raw

You may not like it so much when the aliens land and then haul you away to the Biggest Douchebag in the Universe contest. I hear you're the first nominee from the Milky Way.

 

[busybody..]

DeadWave

I didnt make this list cause I didnt insult you enuf????????

Oh Boy.......I will start working on that.......ASAP!!!!

 

[busybody..]

Desert Rose

Nice Picture.......

Is that you???????

 

[RawHumor]

Re: Raw

You may not like it so much when the aliens land and then haul you away to the Biggest Douchebag in the Universe contest. I hear you're the first nominee from the Milky Way.

I won't win though. One of the other nominees is a REAL BIG DOUCHE!

 

[REDWAVE]

Who, Raw?

Lemme guess-- miles? Problem Child? Texan?

 

[RawHumor]

I think her name was Hillary.

 

[A Desert Rose]

I think her name was Hillary.

 

[RawHumor]

LOL

 

[A Desert Rose]

LOL

Courtesy of Unclebill. ;-)