I didn't answer your p.m. because.....

[numeniusa]

Don't we all?!

Maybe the pervasive influence of Twitter is everywhere...

 

[troubledone]

Maybe the pervasive influence of Twitter is everywhere...

Bicker
glitter
flicker
included

 

[sybarite_1]

Because I'd at least like to know a bit about you before I allow you to call me a slut

Yeah! WTF eh!
I'm with you! Go girl.

 

[sybarite_1]

...I was too busy having actual sex with people I was in the same room as...

I'm laughing so much....

 

[EnglishChap6687]

Maybe the pervasive influence of Twitter is everywhere...

Yes - text speak is another reason I don't reply to posts or PMs. Even in text messages it annoys me

 

[barefootgirl69]

Because you're creepy and I don't want to encourage you to write again

 

[Kat73]

I didn't answer your PM because I like my playthings to be over 18.

 

[lonelyladyfl]

Because you're creepy and I don't want to encourage you to write again

*nods in agreement*

 

[Amanda_d6969]

Because "I saw your profile and wanted to drop you a message" is something I've received a thousand times. In my mind it translates to "I'm randomly messaging every girl here as quick as I can just to see who replies cause I'm horny/bored/drunk, lazy and careless".

 

[donovan_tyler]

There was too many typos and short forms I had no idea what you were talking about. See that took me like less than a minute is that so hard. Laughing out loud

 

[BlackCashmere]

I typically answer all pms, so if I didn't answer it, I must have overlooked it somehow..., or it was inappropriate, so I didn't respond...

 

[beachbabydoll36]

I didn't answer your pm because you dive right into telling me what a slut I am...... Seriously?Ive never even communicated with you.

 

[jusgoodcleanfun]

I didn't answer your pm because you dive right into telling me what a slut I am...... Seriously?Ive never even communicated with you.

I didn't answer your PM cuz you never sent it! and I would never talk to a lady like that unless of course you like it

 

[LizVegas79]

I already got sent too many unrequested cock pics today!

 

[QuietLibrarian]

Well I did answer it, but here's how:

As your message was obviously copied and pasted, you are receiving a pre-composed, copy/paste reply, containing the same amount of forethought included in your own.

Thank you for your message.

Have a wonderful day.



...
Feel free to copy/paste/save/forward as you like.

 

[GentleBastard]

too many

What's your daily quota? I hope the seven I sent you didn't bring you over, I'd feel awful.

 

[QuietLibrarian]

What's your daily quota? I hope the seven I sent you didn't bring you over, I'd feel awful.

lol..

 

[GentleBastard]

lol..

In my defense, *usually* I just send one but then the ladies keep begging me to send more and more, so I just got in the habit...

 

[QuietLibrarian]

In my defense, *usually* I just send one but then the ladies keep begging me to send more and more, so I just got in the habit...

hahahahahaha
aaaaahhhh *wipes eyes*
hahahahahaha

 

[SultryKitten75]

In my defense, *usually* I just send one but then the ladies keep begging me to send more and more, so I just got in the habit...

LOL!!

 

[Guyblue82]

I didn't answer your PM because I'm tired of seeing nude females...wait, maybe I meant to type..I'm tired of seeing rude emails

 

[ChattyAnnie]

You didn't even say hello before you asked me to chat or fuck or whatever.

 

[fullservice65]

Who am I kidding? Of course I answered your PM!

 

[TarzanOfTheApes]

I wasn't quite sure how to respond to..

Oh freddled gruntbuggly, thy micturations are to me. As plurdled gabbleblotchits on a lurgid bee. Groop, I implore thee, my foonting turlingdromes, and hooptiously drangle me with crinkly bindlewurdles, or I will rend thee in the gobberwarts with my blurglecruncheon, see if I don't!

Especially since I'm not a big fan of Vogon poetry.

 

[julybaby04]

Because I just can't.