I didn't answer your p.m. because.....

[barefootgirl69]

I was busy on the threads

 

[lovetopleasewomen]

I don't take very kindly to being dictated to.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

I wasn't quite sure how to respond to..



Especially since I'm not a big fan of Vogon poetry.

This. Is. Amazing!
You were so aroused that you could no longer function, right?

 

[MeganNicole]

Because stuff like this doesn't deserve a reply, and is probably a copy and paste form/spam message anyways just to see if he can get a response:

"Well, well... You're a little cutie, young lady. I love that body,especially your tits. Tell me your bra size."

You, sir, are a dumbass.

 

[37_ttej]

IDAYPMB:

(a) Don't distract me, I'm trying really hard to count!
(b) Sorry, rubber chickens are scary.
(c) My typoing skilltgh are legendarty!

 

[lonelyladyfl]

I didn't think it would go anywhere.

 

[sybarite_1]

Because stuff like this doesn't deserve a reply, and is probably a copy and paste form/spam message anyways just to see if he can get a response:

"Well, well... You're a little cutie, young lady. I love that body,especially your tits. Tell me your bra size."

You, sir, are a dumbass.

Okay, I LOLd at this...so funny...

 

[sybarite_1]

I already got sent too many unrequested cock pics today!

Start a collection...

 

[julybaby04]

I didn't answer your pm because I really don't want to know how good it would feel for me to do things to you...

A nice hello would have been better.

 

[Amanda_d6969]

Well I did answer it, but here's how:

As your message was obviously copied and pasted, you are receiving a pre-composed, copy/paste reply, containing the same amount of forethought included in your own.

Thank you for your message.

Have a wonderful day.


...
Feel free to copy/paste/save/forward as you like.

This +1.

 

[Aquagal]

I don't want a ride on your fire truck.

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I don't want to describe to you cumming at the gym.

 

[lakesailer_mi]

I don't want a ride on your fire truck.

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I don't want to describe to you cumming at the gym.

You don't?

Aw come on...let's take a banana on a fire truck to the gym...

 

[Amanda_d6969]

Because stuff like this doesn't deserve a reply, and is probably a copy and paste form/spam message anyways just to see if he can get a response:

"Well, well... You're a little cutie, young lady. I love that body,especially your tits. Tell me your bra size."

You, sir, are a dumbass.

I've seen this same spam message before as well. Probably every girl here has. Yes, he's a dumbass.

 

[RossieOregon]

I didn't answer your p.m. because something in your profile troubles me.

 

[Amanda_d6969]

Wait. There's fire trucks?

 

[lakesailer_mi]

Wait. There's fire trucks?

Yup, with big hoses....

 

[lovetopleasewomen]

You've ignored me in the threads sooooooo......

 

[julybaby04]

You've ignored me in the threads sooooooo......

That is not very nice to do that...

 

[Aquagal]

You don't?

Aw come on...let's take a banana on a fire truck to the gym...

It was two separate douchey PMs.

 

[lakesailer_mi]

It was two separate douchey PMs.

Yeah, but I put them together...and added the banana...

 

[PutMeInCoach12]

I don't talk to strangers. ...annnnnnd I just didn't want to.

 

[curvyangel1969]

I didn't like what you said

 

[BCJ4]

You are creepy, rude to women and a dick.

 

[MichaelinChina]

IDAYPM because my wife is hovering...

 

[numeniusa]

You've sent me an identically worded single line PM three times now. Either I interest you so little you don't recall, or you're just carpet-bombing the ladies of Lit...