I didn't answer your p.m. because.....

[ShyGuy1855]

You never sent it or it got lost in the mail

 

[Megan1234]

Because a bowling score will never be sexy or interesting.

 

[Nastassia4Hire]

Because you sent me two PMs, two minutes apart under two different usernames, on female, the other male, that said the same thing.


Weirdo.

That wins the weirdo of the day/week/month/year award as far as I'm concerned.

 

[Misshotndeep]

Because you sent me two PMs, two minutes apart under two different usernames, on female, the other male, that said the same thing.


Weirdo.

Wow! I agree you win!!! *claps*

 

[LWulf]

I didn't answer your p.m. because my dog ate the link.

 

[neakman]

Ive answered every single PM Ive ever received on here, even the weird ones, even the gay guys hitting on me, even the pervs that are into stuff Im wayyyyyy not into.

However, they may not have enjoyed the response....

 

[Lasslorn]

I didn't answer your PM because we clearly have very different views on raccoons.

 

[barefootgirl69]

I didn't answer your pm because I was busy playing on the threads.

 

[jasonmason]

I didn't answer your pm because.... Well, do I even need a reason?

 

[leather_spitfire]

I didn't answer your private message because I wrote a reply of dissertation proportions and promptly lost it all as my browser crashed. my subsequent childlike strop prevented me from rewriting it.

and I didn't answer your pm because it's all one sided (from me) and I find myself not getting anything out of it.

oh and I didn't answer your pm because following your initial message consisting of just "hi", the second one was just "good thanks". where am I supposed to go from there?

 

[OxfordDon]

...because you keep dropping me in mid conversation..why should I jump every time you whistle??

 

[Leigh81]

....because I have them turned off except for my buddy list as I'm working. I should just sign off since I should really be putting 100% into earning my salary

L

 

[Misshotndeep]

I am the site tumbleweed and I went to bed while you were taking forever to write back. And since so many never say bye when they sign off or get distracted why should I.

 

[sxydiva]

Because I either

(A) fell asleep because it was so late at night

(B) didn't find your message interesting enough to respond to. Saying something like "great pics. Let's fuck."doesn't really do it for me.

Or

(C) I decided to take a break.

 

[mulehead61]

you sent it to donkeyhead61

 

[ponydriver]

...because your profile is empty... the best you could come up with is your avatar picture tells me you have a great rack...or your avatar pic tells me you're horny...you obviously have an agenda based on your posting history that has nothing to do with me.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

I deleted my inbox, on accident
Sorry to everyone who wrote me.

 

[VIPER2121]

You didn't send me one

 

[barefootgirl69]

I didn't want to hear what you wanted:
To do to my feet
To do to yourself looking at my feet

I didn't want to hear what you've been doing while looking at my AV
Or looking at anything else

I didn't want to tell you how I masturbate
Or be your only friend

 

[iamshaun]

I always answer them.

If I don't it's because I've either A) thought you aren't worth a response. Or B) recognised that it was just a short friendly exchange.

If not and I haven't, then blame my ability to read between the lines.

 

[QuietLibrarian]

1) You didn't read my profile and did something I asked you expressly not to in a "hello" PM. (Some days I just won't answer, other days you'll get a snarky response. Depends on my mood and how much time I have that day. )

2) I didn't see your PM, or deleted it by mistake before I read it. If so, I apologize.

Otherwise, I typically answer at least to say thanks for taking the time to say hi.

 

[Leigh81]

Because I just didn't have a comeback for ....."You need a hot load of cum down your throat"
I wonder how many other gals received this one this morning

L

 

[RoyceConnors]

Because I just didn't have a comeback for ....."You need a hot load of cum down your throat"
I wonder how many other gals received this one this morning

L

Why can't women send PMs like that to me? I would have answered YES!!! lmao

 

[vanillyicecream]

Because:

a) I don't have to

b) You're creepy. Spare me the personal questions.

c) Being here for years with no profile info or posts just doesn't cut it.

d) When all of your posts are in AmPics or Personals, don't bother.

 

[NextDoorSecret]

Because I just didn't have a comeback for ....."You need a hot load of cum down your throat"
I wonder how many other gals received this one this morning

L

I got one similar to that that this morning.