I didn't answer your p.m. because.....

That's when you reply with "No, but I have a fetish for hog-tying guys to a medical exam table and having them gang fucked by other guys."

Don't ask where I got that idea. :cool:

Lol. Sounds like you should make up something for beachbaby's pm'er too. The above sounds too good for him.
 
I D A Y P M B -

1. You clearly didn't bother to read my profile.
2. You didn't bother to fill out your own profile, or it's so vague it bores me.
3. Enough guys have already offered me their services today, thanks.

Bonus answer - it's more fun to form a connection on one or two of the threads and THEN take it from there.

:kiss:
Liz

This is perfect!!
 
Because I had no internet for a few days. There was an electrical surge, which thus caused a spark, and then a fire outside on my utility box which THEN my cable erupted in flames.
Had no internet, cable or heat for 3 days. And you still messaged 4 times.

Like didn't you see the last time I was actually on? I would have posted something if I was able to....


You can't make this shit up.
 
Because I had no internet for a few days. There was an electrical surge, which thus caused a spark, and then a fire outside on my utility box which THEN my cable erupted in flames.
Had no internet, cable or heat for 3 days. And you still messaged 4 times.

Like didn't you see the last time I was actually on? I would have posted something if I was able to....


You can't make this shit up.

That's crazy, girlie! Hugs!
 
Because I deleted everything in my box before I got a chance to reply and now I don't remember what I was going to say.
 
pffffft. I'm no expert. When I send out a pm that goes unanswered, which has been quite a few, I simply lose interest in that person

I wait 30 minutes and if they don't respond I call them ignorant c...

Wait, no I don't. :confused: It's just that I heard that all the cool guys do that. :rolleyes:

Edit: meant to write all the cool guys.
 
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I didn't answer your p.m. because you wrote it in short hand.
 
I didn't answer your pm because:

1. Compliments from complete strangers, however sweet, aren't conversation starters. Beyond "thank you", I don't know what to say.
2. You got too personal or too intimate waaaay too fast. Even in the virtual world, I respect myself too much for that.
3. I'm on my phone and PMs are a pain in the ass by phone. I'll check my pms later when I am on the PC.
4. For me, cock pics should be treated like the real thing ... I don't want to see it unless we are actually going to go there. We probably aren't going to go there.
5. I like you enough that I got nervous. Then I'd waited so long it was too late.
 
I didn't answer your pm because:

1. Compliments from complete strangers, however sweet, aren't conversation starters. Beyond "thank you", I don't know what to say.
2. You got too personal or too intimate waaaay too fast. Even in the virtual world, I respect myself too much for that.
3. I'm on my phone and PMs are a pain in the ass by phone. I'll check my pms later when I am on the PC.
4. For me, cock pics should be treated like the real thing ... I don't want to see it unless we are actually going to go there. We probably aren't going to go there.
5. I like you enough that I got nervous. Then I'd waited so long it was too late.

This list would make this thread easy: everyone just answer by numbers
 
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