ElasticMermaid
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Because I emptied my inbox. Or it was creepy. 
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IDAYPMB all you did was ask if I liked it in the ass. Seriously?
That's when you reply with "No, but I have a fetish for hog-tying guys to a medical exam table and having them gang fucked by other guys."
Don't ask where I got that idea.![]()
Lol. Sounds like you should make up something for beachbaby's pm'er too. The above sounds too good for him.
Nah, BB was totally right about not responding. For some, any sort of attention, even negative attention is the payoff.
I D A Y P M B -
1. You clearly didn't bother to read my profile.
2. You didn't bother to fill out your own profile, or it's so vague it bores me.
3. Enough guys have already offered me their services today, thanks.
Bonus answer - it's more fun to form a connection on one or two of the threads and THEN take it from there.
Liz
This is perfect!!
Because I had no internet for a few days. There was an electrical surge, which thus caused a spark, and then a fire outside on my utility box which THEN my cable erupted in flames.
Had no internet, cable or heat for 3 days. And you still messaged 4 times.
Like didn't you see the last time I was actually on? I would have posted something if I was able to....
You can't make this shit up.
That's crazy, girlie! Hugs!
how charming....IDAYPM because when I take more than 30 minutes to respond and that makes me a fucking ignorant cunt ... well, let's just say I don't think we have much in common.
how charming....![]()
pffffft. I'm no expert. When I send out a pm that goes unanswered, which has been quite a few, I simply lose interest in that personI'd ask you to give him lessons but I deleted the messages and have him on ignore. So I don't even remember who he is.
pffffft. I'm no expert. When I send out a pm that goes unanswered, which has been quite a few, I simply lose interest in that person
I wait 30 minutes and if they don't respond I call them ignorant c...
Wait, no I don't.It's just that I heard that all the guys do that.
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I wouldn't say all guys but I've heard many complaints along these lines. Makes no sense to me.
I didn't answer your pm because:
1. Compliments from complete strangers, however sweet, aren't conversation starters. Beyond "thank you", I don't know what to say.
2. You got too personal or too intimate waaaay too fast. Even in the virtual world, I respect myself too much for that.
3. I'm on my phone and PMs are a pain in the ass by phone. I'll check my pms later when I am on the PC.
4. For me, cock pics should be treated like the real thing ... I don't want to see it unless we are actually going to go there. We probably aren't going to go there.
5. I like you enough that I got nervous. Then I'd waited so long it was too late.