I did not have sex with THAT woman

[Marxist]

But I thought about it a lot...

 

[Kalyn]

You may not have had "sex", but did you have "intercourse?"

 

[KillerMuffin]

Clinton says blow jobs aren't sex.



And yes you did. I have video.

 

[Marxist]

You may not have had "sex", but did you have "intercourse?"

Of a manner, yes.

 

[Sillyman]

Anyone know where my cigars went?

 

[Dillinger]

I thought about thinking about having sex with that woman but then I thought better of it.

 

[crysede]

I think it all depends on what your definitions of the words 'I,' 'did,' 'not,' 'have,' and 'sex,' are.

 

[just pet]

But I thought about it a lot...

Did you tell her about it?

There may be a chance you still could.

 

[Marxist]

Re: Re: I did not have sex with THAT woman

Did you tell her about it?

There may be a chance you still could.

What was that address again?

 

[Rambling Rose]

Stalker.

 

[Dillinger]

*surreptitiously following Rose form a distance*

 

[APhil]

I think it all depends on what your definitions of the words 'I,' 'did,' 'not,' 'have,' and 'sex,' are.

Or maybe it's all about what the meaning of the word 'is' is.

 

[Harbinger]

I will admit that I have lusted after her in my heart.

 

[Guest]

Marxist, your av scares the shit out of me.

 

[just pet]

Re: Re: Re: I did not have sex with THAT woman

What was that address again?

iwantyouhandsome@onlykidding.com

 

[Marxist]

Re: Re: Re: Re: I did not have sex with THAT woman

iwantyouhandsome@onlykidding.com

Tease me and I had my plane ticket all ready. Darn. Shucks. Crabapples.

 

[Marxist]

Marxist, your av scares the shit out of me.

Yellow is a shocking color to some retina.

 

[just pet]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: I did not have sex with THAT woman

Tease me and I had my plane ticket all ready. Darn. Shucks. Crabapples.

Well, I will reconsider if you promise not to wear that yellow bikini

 

[Guest]

My mom looks great in yellow, doesn't she?

 

[just pet]

Marxist, your av scares the shit out of me.

The thought of your vodka chilled in a glass scares the shit out of me

Have you been checking out that bukkake stuff again?

 

[Marxist]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: I did not have sex with THAT woman

Well, I will reconsider if you promise not to wear that yellow bikini

Sorry, the bikini is a deal breaker. You have your standards, I have mine.

 

[just pet]

My mom looks great in yellow, doesn't she?

Oh... and you AND your mother scare me

 

[crysede]

Or maybe it's all about what the meaning of the word 'is' is.

That was my initial thought as well, but then I noticed that Marxist did not actually use the word 'is.' Perhaps he was trying to avoid the confusion that an ambiguous word like 'is' introduces to a sentence.