I did it!

[Miles Long]

I did it you guys! This post is number 20,000 for me, which of course means I totally won the internet I guess. It feels pretty good and I want to say thanks to everyone for being here to share in this historic occasion. Let's hope the next 20,000 are just as fun as the first, but maybe with less chafing. Either way, onward and upward. Let's party!

 

[midwestyankee]

Congrats.

So, do you now do like Bobby Jones and retire at the top or more like George Blanda, who would go kick points-after in The Playground?

 

[AlwaysFara]

*throws my panties onstage*

 

[AbsintheFather]

I did it you guys! This post is number 20,000 for me, which of course means I totally won the internet I guess. It feels pretty good and I want to say thanks to everyone for being here to share in this historic occasion. Let's hope the next 20,000 are just as fun as the first, but maybe with less chafing. Either way, onward and upward. Let's party!

Alright Miles ~ Fist bump ~

Time to celebrate

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[seela]

Let's hope the next 20,000 are just as fun as the first, but maybe with less chafing.

Boy, don't I have just the right gift for you to mark this occasion!

I accidentally ordered about a gallon of lube. It's sometimes difficult to tell the actual size of things from a pic online, you guys.

I'll tell my people to be in touch with your people so that I can get some of this lube off my hands. In the meanwhile, stay away from hot sauce maybe.

Here's to another 20,000!

 

[Bramblethorn]

I'll tell my people to be in touch with your people so that I can get some of this lube off my hands.

I took this way too literally on the first read through. I'm not fully awake yet.

Happy whatever-this-is-called, Miles!

 

[Miles Long]

Congrats.

So, do you now do like Bobby Jones and retire at the top or more like George Blanda, who would go kick points-after in The Playground?

If this is the top, I definitely want to retire before I find out what's below this!

*throws my panties onstage*

*uses this as an excuse to start singing Tom Jones songs*

Alright Miles ~ Fist bump ~

Time to celebrate

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That's a fancy looking beer! Thanks AF!

Boy, don't I have just the right gift for you to mark this occasion!

I accidentally ordered about a gallon of lube. It's sometimes difficult to tell the actual size of things from a pic online, you guys.

I'll tell my people to be in touch with your people so that I can get some of this lube off my hands. In the meanwhile, stay away from hot sauce maybe.

Here's to another 20,000!

How are you typing with all that lube on your hands?

Psshhh it only took forever.

Congrats friend! Keep 'em coming/cumming.

I just looked and you are averaging nearly 40 posts a day. Holy shit!

I took this way too literally on the first read through. I'm not fully awake yet.

Happy whatever-this-is-called, Miles!

I also took it way too literally! We're basically twins, Bramblethorn.

 

[Tallcajun]

Congrats, Miles!!
I’ll be there in about 10 yrs.

 

[seela]

How are you typing with all that lube on your hands?

I've gotten so used to slippery this year that a little bit of hand lube really is no biggie, thanks for asking.

 

[Jada59]

Wow!

 

[alwaysaway]

<slow clap>

Well done! You’re awesome.

 

[gracie920101]

Level: Expert

<clapping>

Congratulations OGO!

 

[AveryElle]

I did it you guys! This post is number 20,000 for me, which of course means I totally won the internet I guess. It feels pretty good and I want to say thanks to everyone for being here to share in this historic occasion. Let's hope the next 20,000 are just as fun as the first, but maybe with less chafing. Either way, onward and upward. Let's party!

Mazel Tov. Today, you are a man.

 

[cookiecat]

I highly recommend Monkey Butt for the chafing.

Three cheers and all that.

 

[Soraya1]

20,000 posts! Wow! Great big congratulations to you on your perseverance. I can't even imagine my ever getting even close to that number.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Come on, old man! Keep up!

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

While I wasn’t here for the historic 20,000th post “per se,” I’m pleased as punch that I was here for that hard 14,000-17,000 slog. That can be a dark time for many Lit posters, and because of that, can (sadly) result in many posts in the marginal-to-average zone. You showed such tremendous heart during that period, digging deep when it was crunch time in threads that mattered. And don’t think any of us have forgotten posts 9,700-11,040, where you not only pushed yourself, but challenged all of us - spiritually - and not a little.

Congratulations, old friend. You have Miles to post before you sleep.