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I deserve a pampering pedicure before vacation...which is exactly what I’m doing right now![]()

I deserve a blow job because I've haven't had one in such a long time and because my balls are like melons![]()
Right? Lol![]()


A joint the size of a loaf of bread and a drum of vodka![]()
I have to agree with you completely. Need some help ?An Orgasm that I didn't do to myself...
A glass of wine after spending the day cooking and looking after mother in law who managed to criticise my cooking, my career and my weight... triple whammy... I’m gonna make it a large one...![]()

Better. As much as possible.