I Deserve...

[36524]

******

 

[PNWKitten]

I deserve a pampering pedicure before vacation...which is exactly what I’m doing right now

I got a pedi and full set Wednesday. I cant type for shit with these nails. lol. .. Enjoy your vacation!!

 

[tallladiesman]

I deserve a blow job because I've haven't had one in such a long time and because my balls are like melons

 

[PNWKitten]

I deserve a blow job because I've haven't had one in such a long time and because my balls are like melons

Dude that is so not attractive imagery. Lol

 

[SoulAssasin247]

Whatever I get, who am I to tell mfers what I deserve. I deserve what I get and accept.

 

[JerseyJade]

Dude that is so not attractive imagery. Lol

Right? Lol

 

[Deacon_Voss]

Right? Lol

Ah, but what if they tasted like melon?

Me, I deserve eight straight hours of sleep

 

[tedsbeds]

I deserve a promotion, because sometimes I'm the only fucking adult in the room!

 

[Smoothshavendad]

I deserve Woodfird Reserve on the rocks...what a coincident!

 

[XBeautifulSoulX]

A joint the size of a loaf of bread and a drum of vodka

 

[tedsbeds]

A joint the size of a loaf of bread and a drum of vodka

I'll drink to that!

 

[ratherabsurd1]

An Orgasm that I didn't do to myself...

I have to agree with you completely. Need some help ?

 

[AlliaPotestas]

A glass of wine after spending the day cooking and looking after mother in law who managed to criticise my cooking, my career and my weight... triple whammy... I’m gonna make it a large one...

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

A glass of wine after spending the day cooking and looking after mother in law who managed to criticise my cooking, my career and my weight... triple whammy... I’m gonna make it a large one...

She's dumb. The end.

 

[36524]

******

 

[UgliestSon]

Try to understand what I'm going through
And don't blame for what folks will do
For some of us it's not a good time
But you're going to get used to and you'd better resign yourself
You get what you deserve

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qYMMb7ZL1qw

 

[Misshotndeep]

ID acceptance, unconditional love and a partner in crime. Instead, I keep being approached by clowns, losers and idiots. I am even fishing in a different pond!

 

[kurrginatorX]

I'd like to say I do deserve this and I don't deserve that, but the truth of the matter is that every choice I have ever made has put me right where I am today.

 

[UgliestSon]

Deserves got nothing to do with it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dpDkYZWeeVg

 

[surrenderedfaith]

Going back to the purpose of the thread:
I deserve a root beer and a good girl ...
Why? Down 17 lbs in 3 weeks ^__^ still a ton to go, but I'm a moving!

 

[BlondeNina]

...to be nicely fucked.

 

[lurkingguy1978]

Better. As much as possible.

 

[surrenderedfaith]

Better. As much as possible.

So get it!

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

I deserve more than this.

 

[Mr_Underground]

https://media1.giphy.com/media/BZQziX6q2hmX6/source.gif